Netizens have come out to hilariously share the rudest things children have ever said to them. We all know kids can be blatantly honest and have no respect for social etiquette. Here are netizens funniest experiences:
Excuse me adults, what’s the most rude thing a child has ever said to you?
— GATHONI 🇰🇪 (@QueenGathoni) July 26, 2019
Once told my sister I'm going to swim. She laughed so hard and said " waah, vile umejaza si utasink" 😢😢
— Eddyjoy cheruto (@EddyCheruto) July 26, 2019
My pal's kid asked for something. My pal said she didn't have cash but if the daughter prayed, Mungu atamsort
The daughter was like, "God, the same God we give money every sunday because he is broke? Sema tu hutaki kununua"
— Sharon (@nthokimutua) July 26, 2019
Nephew to me "Nitaambia baba yetu akufukuze kwetu akikuja next week"
— Rash™ (@Rashousmane) July 26, 2019
"Kwani wewe hunanga pesa kila siku"
~ My niece. 😑
— Batian Peak (@JuliusKE) July 26, 2019
"Your tummy has grown. You are a fat bobo" – Our 3 year old.
Daughter talking to neighbour.
"You are going to work? My daddy is sleeping. He doesn't wake up."
"Hey sleeping beauty."
— George Gathìgì (@SpryVoice) July 26, 2019
"Unajua hii bouncy castle si ya big people, you are taking too much space"
These crackheads have no respect tbh
— . (@Joykwendo) July 26, 2019
My mum is in a wheelchair and an eight (?) yo boy ran up to her in a shopping centre and got in her face and said "ha ha! You're in a pram!" while his parents laughed in the background.
— Emma (@mspricklefinger) July 27, 2019
My siz told her son to go and take a shower, the kid looked at me and told her mum, mbona usiambie uncle na hajaoga kwanzia juzi… kesho yake nilihama kwa hiyo nyumba
— Guevara Che (@254CHE) July 26, 2019
"Ata sijui unafanya nini kwetu" My niece in my parents house. 💀💀💀
— Young Father (@karanjajoram) July 26, 2019
She was on punishment. Next thing I get this “verification form” to fill in 🙄 pic.twitter.com/OJUpriuVAu
— Johanne (@JodeciMS) July 26, 2019
Took this homegirl to the salon for a do-over. Afterwards as I try to touch and check it she goes, 'Please don't touch a lady's hair.' She's 4.
— Matrix (@matrixster) July 26, 2019
My daughter once told me niwatafutie mtoto mdogo then I told her to go tell mummy to bring a baby for them. She responded by saying "mummy hana tumbo kubwa hawezi pata mtoto"
Right now she's fatherless.
— The Kisii Prince 🇰🇪. (@karamindi) July 26, 2019
Mtoi aliniambia niache utoto after kumfanyia funny faces…
— Mwenda+ (@Felix_Mwe) July 26, 2019
I asked our nine year old if she could pull out a kathorn that had pricked me and her response was "but Val, I don't want to get AIDS" 🤯
— Valerie (@Valeditta) July 26, 2019
I jokingly told my nephew that the tea was too hot for ms to drink. His answer was, "just drink then face to the direction of the wind with the mouth openit will cool then you swallow"… 🤣 🤣
— Phoebe (@Phoebe29553780) July 26, 2019
Not me but a friend's boy once stormed out with his sis Sanitary towel kwa mkono and just went "Mum si nilikuambia mukami huvaa pampers" mbele ya wamama wa chama 😂😂
— UnitedWasDopeOnce (@DopeWas) July 26, 2019
Got tired of watching Emoji movie (4th repeat in a day) so I switched to movie “Wewe hauna pesa ya Kwenda Town?” Iliuma juu it was true 😭😭
— Chris-Leo (@Ngaruthi) July 26, 2019
Sleeping in on a Saturday… my niece Amy "uncle unapenda kulala na wababa wengine washamka"… Hiyo blanketi nilitupa mbali nakujipa shugli ata kama ni kuosha gate
— Bigg Poppa (@chegewagithinji) July 27, 2019
I decided to try out a wig so when at home i used to remove it,my nephew have never seen that before so one day i was going out and he was like "usisahau kichwa yako"
Never doing wigs again😁
— Esta Magiriana (@esmagiriana) July 27, 2019
😂😂😂 i had 4 cornrows my niece said ati mbona nywele yako inakaa pembe
— stenzie🇰🇪 (@es_tee_ell) July 27, 2019
1. You can’t be a mommy because you don’t have big nyonyo’s
2 . Aii auntie your house is so small I can’t even fit here
— . (@NdungeNyamasyo) July 26, 2019
umenyamba mbele ya visitors 😪
— Plezident Kingston (@JeffNzyuko) July 26, 2019
My child looked at my stomach and asked "Mom, are you pregnant?"
I havw been walking alot since then. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I didn't even know he knew the word pregnant or what it meant.
— Azula ⚡🌈 (@jciku) July 26, 2019
I was washing my clothes then this little girl told me… 'unafua kwani we mama'
— Eric M M (@MrMutie) July 26, 2019
When I first moved out , mbona bedroom yako iko kwa sitting?
— wangari (@gracie_the1) July 26, 2019
— David Ngoe (@davebiggy91) July 26, 2019
— Baba Kayai (@BabaKayai) July 26, 2019
1 Lil crackhead was lil so I told her to eat coz kids in Turkana were going hungry. "😏😏😏 Nikikula watashiba aje?"
— Sassy Gypsy ❤️💛💚 (@KagaiMeg) July 26, 2019
The funniest one was when the six yo boy next door visited and assured me "don't worry. I like messy houses" 🤣
— Emma (@mspricklefinger) July 27, 2019
Niece came with a toothpick and asked if she could prick my tummy the way she does on balloons …. Still reading gym blogs
— Philip Kasaya (@PhilipSKasaya) July 26, 2019
"Aunty Zahara, mbona haukununua gari kubwa kama ya mami. Kwani huko job kwenu hawakupatiangi pesa?"
— Mi Vida🇰🇪 (@MisZahara) July 26, 2019
Aren't you too old to live with your mum?
I was 22 😭😭😭😭
— 🇰🇪 L.K 🇰🇪 (@LauraKaindi) July 26, 2019
Bumped into a kid kwa compound as I was headed out then she asked where I was going. Told her, “to work”. Girl asked me “Looking like that with lipstick?” 💀
— Msupa M (@Mollage_) July 26, 2019
Years back when my parents visited the bed sitter my sister was like "hii bafu yako ni ndogo… ukiingia unatoka na reverse kama gari" 😅
— Badger (@The_Kanyi) July 26, 2019
Just this new year's, I felt that my whole-late-30s-self was sexxy enough to wear a tumbo cut and go cross the year with my peers.
I came downstairs and was asked in quick succession why I was wearing small clothes, wouldn't I feel cold and why I was going out naked.
— Wambui JL (@wambuijl) July 26, 2019
I had come from doing my eyebrows and my son laughed at me saying "you look like an owl" 😩😩😩😩 he's 5 😭
— Elaine (@Kay_Vuitton) July 26, 2019
they embarrassed me while in a matatu as we passed by a place where there was some foul smell & child shouts in a childish tone like "fufuuu, dad ni wewe ume fart"😂😂 people in the matatu laughed
— just a mxn 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 (@EricJowi) July 26, 2019