Kenya is a place you don’t want vacate. Netizens lit up social media with comments that will always make your day.
This time taking it to Churchill Show’s Comedian MC Jessy who wrote down a letter to his Nigerian crush Chidinma and trust me you will be in stitches by the time you are reading the last part.
On Thursday, the songstress was turning a year older and Jessy used his social media to wish a “Happy Birthday” with a message full of witty words.
Jessy’s letter to Chidinma his funny in its own way, judging from the choice of words he used to express his love for the Kidike maker.
He went on to joke that, he was unable to travel to Nigeria to celebrate her Birthday because he is yet to take a Huduma Namba.
OPEN LETTER TO CHIDINMA
” Walapas Chichi
Wamlambez!!!(when I say Wamlambez you respond Wamnyonyez). Si you remember all the promises I made about us? In front of Kenyans on Churchill Show, I’ll fulfill them, keep waiting dol. I was planning to come this week to Nigeria to celebrate with you but I haven’t registered for Huduma Namba, the line outside Kinoo supermarket for registration is loooong looong sana and I can’t travel without the namba (namba is Number, our government came up with that brilliant idea).
Sorry I missed your call on Easter Saturday, I was on top of a nduthi(nduthi is okada). Anyway I hope you will come soon to Kenya, my big brother is asking if we are still parambulating, and I told him “YES bado tunakatiana” ile ya shingo upande though (as in neck aside) because it’s been kitambo since we talked about it.
But the reason for righting this letter is to wish you a happy birthday and to the whole world wasifikirie tumenyamaziana(as in we are not silent for each other.
I’ll talk to Bonfire ya huko kwenyu Nigeria, they take you to Diani ya Abuja.
Good bye for now!! Yours Sincerely,
Oga Jessy.”
The two met on Churchill Show when the beauty had visited Kenya
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