When the history of one of the eastern counties is written, besides winning accolades such as a veterinary surgeon and a star consumer of expensive whisky, one of the deputy governors will also easily get crowned as most revered thigh sampler of all time and a casanova per excellence.
You see, owing to his boyish and smiling face, the guy comes across as an easygoing chap whose smile has a way of making daughters of the soil drop their panties as if they are infested by scorpions and clearly he likes it that way.
It is easy for him to navigate his way through the minds of any girl, especially the ones who are blinded by his powerless post.
There is no doubt that this dude is a certified thigh master and his greed sometimes gets him into trouble. But being a non-confrontational guy, Mr. Deputy Governor smiles his way out of the thigh trouble and hopes to fight another day.
This was confirmed a week ago when an aging slay queen whom we are told has been seeing him for weeks now stormed the governor’s office fuming with rage.
According to our resident moles at the office of the governor, she had received information that her bull was lately with another middle aged SQ, an artiste of sorts code named LS who is employed at the governor’s office.
So she traveled 80km from to stamp authority over her man.When the DG landed, she went straight to her competitor’s desk and without any fanfare, vomited a string of insults on the lass.
“Wewe, ni nini unatafutana na mzee wangu? Tafuta wanaume wengine Kenya ni kubwa. Ni nini huko nayo?” she screamed as LS froze in shame.
After giving the girl her piece of mind, the ‘property owner’ stormed out, puffing hard like an injured viper. Call it the fight for balls!
The previous day, the slayer had placed a call to LS and warned her against cavorting with her man at all cost. The girl became rude and told her to go and drown in Tyaa River.
This is how she lost her mind and came knocking at her workplace.
So, soon word reached the bull of the county and he vanished into thin air to let things cool off.
When he was sure that temperatures were down, the DG walked over to the governor’s office, and with a broad smile on his face attempted to find out what had happened between the two.