Despite Kenyan men’s abysmal ranking in the list of the world’s most romantic blokes, it seems they are pretty good at growing flowers!
Indeed, a survey carried out in more than 60 countries has revealed that flowers, especially those originating from Kenya, are among the most romantic products to buy your significant other this Valentine’s Day!
Which is rather ironic don’t you think?
Considering the average Kenyan man considers a fulfiling Valentine’s as a night out with his diva, a couple of Tusker’s, a plate of nyama choma to lighten the mood, before retreating back to the chambers for a night of half-drunk, animalistic lovemaking!
The report, therefore, highlights the impressive performance that the horticultural industry has in the international market, targetting countries such as Norway, Germany, and France.
So it goes without saying that if you’re planning a night out with your inamorata, don’t forget to buy roses freshly grown from the slopes of Mt. Kenya.
Secondly, perhaps it’s high time you started thinking outside the box? A little creativity goes a long way.
Perhaps instead of buying your regular box of chocolates, you can go for something a little more exquisite. Preferably a brand that has some exotic French name to it, just to give your baby the shivers!
Or instead of going back home, why don’t you folk out the extra 50,000 shillings for a romantic night at the Villa Rosa Kempinsky?
Oh, and before we forget, Valentine’s isn’t baby making season. So ensure the essentials are in place before ravaging your mistress the whole night through!
There’s no point in producing November baby if you’re not prepared for it!