“Kwisha wewe “How to know if a Nairobi slay queen will milk you dry…

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Justice Wakiaga on Tuesday described Jowie as a male version of a slay queen.

“… a male version of a slay queen, which for lack of a better word I’ll call a woman eater. He was living in the house of the second accused. driving the second accused’s car, with no known source of income since 2017 when he provided security for some Jubilee politicians,” he said.

The term slay queen has taken social media by storm. But who are slay queens? These are the kinds of ladies who maintain that they can only ride in specific cool cars, can only live in certain suburbs and as well have their specific menu. There are however five key things you should know about slay queens.

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The Slay Queen phenomenon has been with us for the most part of 2018. Never mind the misuse of the phrase.

We like to demonize them. And for a good reason. Queens of slay do practically all the dirty work there is to do in life. And for them, goofing is effortless.

While a slay queen is a slay queen anywhere in the world, blunt differences exist between these species of humans in different geographical zones.

 

1. They cannot meet more than one person without makeup. They better spend the better part of their time in vehicle but not step out without make-up.

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2. Unique language- slay queens have a way of coining or cutting short their words. For instance in Kiswahili you will hear them say, penda wewe sana, bae, etc they strive to appear different from other women.

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3. Ever on social media-slay queens cannot live away from their phones.They always check on how many people liked or commented on their photos and updates.Their airtime is majorly not for calling but buying data bundles.

 

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4. Love partying- slay queens are always partying form Monday to Sunday. This becomes their best time to update their instagrams and tagging their friends along.

 

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5. Current trends –slay queens are always updated on the latest jackpot millionaire, current shopping malls, in short anything that is trending and has monetary inclination.

 

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The motive behind this acts of our ladies with one of their legs folded up or displaying limping legs while posing for the camera is uncertain.

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A female buddy who is a queen in this lane was consulted while sitting at the veranda of her house as she supports her chin with the palm of her hand reminiscing some good moments with friends and pushing downloads of ‘AMALA and EWEDU’ down her throat with a chilled sachet of pure water stated that she is a bit flabbergasted as slay queens indulged daily in the acts on social networking.

Another female friend was once asked about this acts of placing vegetables inform of flowers on their foreheads while requesting the service of a camera but the answer given was that “Kola nut last long in the mouth of them who valued it”. Meaning no matter how much one talks, this acts has come to stay as it remains with our amiable slay queens.

So I put this to you our queens who have gotten themselves married with this attitude to please present to us the reasons behind this as such gestures will be highly welcomed.

Have you met this ladies with such behavior invented in their idle time??

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