If you happen to be among the people who prowl the social media sphere on daily basis, you then must have been undated with the flagrant use of the term slay queen mostly by guys whose love for the ladies they pretentiously profess even when they use this term out of envy and to cajole the female folk.
Much has been said about slay queens, any moment you log into any social media page you get to see all sort of jokes about slay queens, funny memes of how slay queens can’t even boil rice, lets take a breather and talk about slay Kings, yes they do exist.
You see, there is this slot of Young men who compete with women on Instagram,they will post more that ten photos in a day showcasing their new wardrobe,new set of shoes ,normally they will even take pictures of their new acquired Calvin Klein boxers and post on Instagram .
These boys have no cash, generally they are broke Ninjas but will always put on classy clothes which in most cases are bought by some older women,hence most of them are ‘’Ben Tens’’
They make sure they make an appearance in any event and take pictures with the who’s and who’s to create a notion that they rub shoulders with people in high places but basically they are not known they just create false illusion online.
You can never talk about boys and not mention ,cars they are inseparable.The slay Kings will be cruising around Town with their ‘’Sugar mammies’’ rides, God forbid hell breaks loose coz they will be forced to walk from Karen to Buruburu .
Lets talk six pack,they will generally post pictures in the gym but normally months later their six pack is on the > Still Loading>> Stage ,but boy-child anajikaza. Looking Good is their priority .
Can’t leave without mentioning that everyday they will be live on instagram,facebook, showcasing the different venues the ‘’mamas ‘’have taken them.
Signs that you are dating a slay queen
They always take selfies and post so many photos
Honestly, a real man doesn’t keep taking selfies of himself, I mean do it in private. When you’re dating a slay king, he probably takes more photos of himself than you and you’re there wondering why he can’t put his phone down for a minute. His life is always on his Instagram in either video form or photos, this is an immature man.
Always post photos of alcohol and women
His two favourite things are alcohol and women. I would respect a man who posts photos of Bible quotes, life quotes and post photos of me and him because why not? But a man who posts photos of alcohol and women is basically a proper fuck boy, a player and one who has to post Hennessy and his most expensive bottle of whiskey is a shady one.
Many women always comment on his photos
Whenever he posts a photo women always comment on his photo and say things like “aki nime ku miss” or “where have you been?” yet he has a girlfriend, how annoying is this?
They actually go for pedicures and facials
I am not against men taking care of themselves but when a man is obsessed with their feet and a small pimple of their face, that’s a problem. Slay kings are obsessed with themselves and sometimes a bit too much, in a disturbing way.