Sex is more than what it is. It’s not just a sport. Its enjoyable, exhilarating, exciting, enticing….. you get it.
But it can be a very funny place to find yourself in.
These hilarious things some Kenyan men say during sex will leave you laughing in the act, I know I would. But hey, let’s not judge our kinky lovers. Brace yourself!
I now have the title deed to your pussy
Like seriously! I didn’t know my vagina was managed by the Kenyan Ministry of Lands and Physical Planning, bring out the plot dimensions I get into the land business.
I want you to choke on my dick
Cause of death? She choked on a dick, according to the autopsy, his penis went down her trachea and blocked the airways. The suspect is in custody for murder. It’s never that serious.
So tell me, how was your day?
Sigh! My reproductive organs just shut down and my hormones have retired for the night. What kind of sex talk is that?
I want to pee in you so bad
What? Does he think his having a wet dream or something? “fall back” “retreat” “abort mission” save your vagina from urinal waste.
I want to explore all your holes
Like seriously? I ‘m not an advocate for ear sex, you can get an ear infection. Just say you want anal and we can take it from there.
Can I partake off you
Last I checked, holy communion is once a month. So I’m failing to understand how you brought the church into this kinky affair.
There you have it, ladies, brace yourself for kinky talk, just don’t burst out laughing in the act. Rude girls finish last lol!