We’ve all had our fair share of dates from the deepest parts of hell, lol. For those of you still trying to wrap your mind around online dating or even blind dates, these specific behaviors and events will seem like you’re part of some sick joke or something. But here are a couple of things NOT to do for a man on the first date.
1. DON’T Give him some sugar (and by this i mean both coochie and your lips)
Girl, this is a HUGE N to the O. NO! unless he swept you off your feet, He’s gonna wait for you to “ingia” his box when you feel like he deserves it. If you see him leaning in for a kiss, remind him the only thing he’s gonna be making out with, is his pillow. You ain’t gonna give it to him that easy. That includes ya pussy girl. He hasn’t reached that level of trust yet.
2. Foot the bill . .I don’t think so. .
” Hey, do you have some loose change? I don’t think I have enough to pay for the whole bill”..earth to you honey. .it gets worse, wait till he tells you that he left his wallet at home.. kwani, he didn’t plan for this? ama? He just came freestyle? then expects you to give him a kiss. . pshhhh! move along honey..Just pay for yours, and walk out.
3. Get too drunk
This is just outright embarrassing though..control the amount of alcohol, cocktails that goes into your system girl. We would’t want you to make a fool out of yourself now would we? If this is your first blind/ online date, then it’s best to keep your eyes peeled and alert. For all we know, he can be a psycho or someone who just wants to take advantage of you. be- aware.
4. Talk too much
Mind your words. . talk less and listen more. Pay attention to the questions he asks you too, for it may be a trap. . lol don’t say I didn’t warn you. You’ll find yourself revealing so much in such a short time. DON’T . . let him do all the talking. He won’t see it coming once he realizes that he’s the one who’s been running his mouth and not you.
5. A Blow job
He wants to be blown? kwani who does he think he is? alco-blow? If he hints that after the date and emphasizes on the fact that he paid, in return he wants a little head as a form of appreciation, I’m not even going to say much here btw. Although, I will gladly grant you the permission to punch him in the balls. That ought to teach him to respect you.
Avoid doing any of the above ladies. You know you are better than that.