Honey Moon Defined In The Kenyan Language

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This thing called honeymoon is a foreign thing, it came much later after civilization much much later because I believe most parents of the millennials did not have that idea.

It still is a crucial thing to go and right now it is the in thing, most people would rather invest more on the honeymoon than the wedding, but Kenyans still have different sentiments on the same. In a Facebook post, Kenyans advised one another in matters dealing with honeymoon, here’s what they said.

The most tuoched subject was, getting rest, sticking to the budget and exploation of S3x.

One Mr ….. said honeymoon is the perfect time to have s3x every moment. He said that people should have it after and before every meal.

Women were also advised on the best hair styles they could put to avoid a ‘dramatic’turn of events. Braids seems to be the better option.

We have also had cases of people spending all thier money on the honey moon, after they come back the landlord is waiting of them at the door step.

You should first make sure that you pay your bills before engaging your money in different things.

One person highlighted that, all those things that ladies are taught in the bridal shower didn’t even apply to her. She said:

“What is surprising is that there is no great emphasis on sex or sexual activities… Those buckets, flannels, sex position details discussed at bridal showers 😜😜😜😜..

I hope anyone planning a bridal shower or a stag party 🎉 soon is reading this. There is more to marriage than a themed bridal shower, with a naughty cake, expensive decor and sex conversations… There is life post wedding… Real life.”

Well, I can’t help but agree that the most important thing is having a budget and sticking to it, but truth be told when you and our partner live your life made by you, there will be no hustle at all, because honey moon is just the beginning of the marriage, the juicy stuff happens after you are back home from all those shenanigans.


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