The life of a sponsor is one filled with glitz and glam. Indeed, there’s nothing more intriguing for a middle-aged man than to sample the delicacies of a fine dame 20 years their junior!
Such a life is one that can make you the envy of your peers as they salivate over the tight-skinned twenty-something year old that casually beckons you for a rendezvous every weekend.
Nevertheless, you will have to part with a significant sum of ‘kenyattas’ as you quench the insatiable thirst emanating from your loins. Yikes!
Though a controversial subject, we had to discuss the topic at some point in time. What does it take to become a legitimate sponsor?
Yes, the alleged big-baller sponsors of Kenya did not transform over-night. They took their sweet time to hone their killer-instinct skills in the following ways:
Have a pot-belly
Dare you catch a sponsor sans the classic pot-belly courtesy of beer and fried meat.
Indeed, this classic look has become the signature swag for the modern sponsor.
It signifies money. So you best be sure you have one to compliment the look!
A Money-ed Look
The best sponsors are always crispy-clean with their look. They adorn the freshest suits from established brands such as Gucci and Prada.
Additionally, they take their sweet time in ensuring that they have real gold on their wrists, and diamond-studded shoes that glisten in the moonlight as they casually enjoy the midnight aura with their young damsel
You need to be 50 and above
Additionally, a sponsor can legit be a sponsor when they surpass the age of 50 years. A man that is 50 years can afford the life of a sponsor primarily because they have most likely invested large sums of their money into a lucrative business venture that’s bringing them big bucks to afford a life of luxury and comfort.
They Hang Out and Specific Places
Every legitimate sponsor has a designated joint where they like to spend their money and rotate their damsels.
Interestingly, they tend to like a place which they own exclusively. Perhaps it’s the extra protection that bouncers give them; who knows?
All in all, it ends up be one sure way of avoiding the clutches of their missus whenever she is searching for the whereabouts of her hubby.
Owning a Unique Set of Shoes
Every sponsor has shoes that highlight the lavish lifestyle that he is living. This refers to expensive pair of shoes that showcase his taste for the finer things in life; not to mention a taste for the delux.
Shoers speak volumes about a man’s persona; and the type of person that he or she inspires to be in the future. Indeed, every sponsor oozes elegance. And to do so, they compliment their look with great shoes!