Women are not always present during sex.
Women are always thinking and they have hilarious thoughts during sex but usually don’t say. We are naturally thoughtful people and we always multitask even when we don’t want to. Our minds wander off especially when someone is not good in bed or when we are just used to someone a bit more than usual. A man has to be striking in bed if you want her full attention because more often than not she is having these hilarious thoughts during sex.
1. He is not as big as I thought
You were told that you would be able to know how big he would be based on his height and big hands but nope, he is just disappointing and you’re wondering why all that height didn’t go down there.
2. He is too damn big, how is that going to fit in here?
You think of how big he is and you just get scared. You tell him how tight you are and tell him to go slowly but at the same time you want to act like you can take it because you want to have a good time.
3. Wow I wonder where he learnt that from
He has such great tricks up his sleeve and you just wonder if he was a porn star at one point or another. However, he could also try some things that are simply a turn off.
4. You’re rubbing the wrong place
He is meant to be rubbing the clit but he ends up rubbing just above the clit and you wonder why he can’t get it right the way your ex did.
5. I wonder if anyone has called me
Sometimes you get so bored so you wonder if anyone has called you because your phone is just more exciting than sex.
6. When is he going to come?
He keeps pounding you and you get dry so you wonder when he is planning to come because you’re officially super tired. It is devastating until you ask him when he will come.
7. Just fake the orgasm so he can let you go
You have to say things like “ooh baby you have hit the spot” just because you want him to get off you so you can get on with your life.
8. Wrong hole man!
When he gets into the wrong hole and you’re like “did you do that on purpose?”
Any hilarious thoughts you usually have during sex? Honestly, sex is supposed to be about 25 minutes, any longer than that and it’s only natural that your mind will go off. If a man doesn’t get your attention in 25 minutes then he needs to go.