Okay, I am talking specifically to guys here. Just follow me for a moment, okay? Has there been any time that you were prowling through your social media pages, you know, as everyone does at least once a day and you come across a lovely lady that looked absolutely yummy in some skimpy wear that barely covered the essentials?
The babe then, of course, had the body to pull that wear off and your brain shut down for a few seconds. After rebooting your hand then, seemingly of its own accord moved to the “View Profile” button, you know to see if she could be your long lost cousin, I mean anything is possible, right? (thunder fire you there!)
On getting to her page, you see more of the same kind of pictures, even a video where she was doing nothing useful but making googly eyes and twerking at the camera. Ah, the spirit of curiosity now descends upon you all of a sudden, so you can give yourself an excuse to keep scrolling through her page.
After doing that over and over again, these are some of the characteristics of the slayqueens
Take pictures with their legs curved
Look at the pictures of most slay queens and you might think they are suffering from Rickets – the condition that causes bowed legs in some children.
Slay queens are obsessed with pictures and when she makes you her photographer, you’ll have to keep repeating the shots until your fingers hurt and she is sure she has the perfect pic. Note that If you like to keep your life private, don’t date a slay queen.
Nothing makes her happier than couple photos, most of which are just meant to make her ex mad. You will be exploited for photos with numerous hashtags such as #goofingwithbae, #mymanbetterthanyours #drivingwithbae etc
Oversharing on social media:
A slay queen likes to over share with everyone on social media. Examples include, “ugh, feeling gross today,” “depressed,” “That amazing feeling when you get home and take off your bra,” and “My puppy died…..so sad ? RIP Toto….you were so adorable.”
Dumbness:
A slay queen will know what is the name of Jocelyn’s baby in Love and Hip Hop Atlanta or what was the color of Pendo’s dress on Nairobi Diaries three months ago but she has no idea where Syria is, or what’s going on in the country at any given time.
Accent
Slay queens tweng harder than Dr.Kaluyu. All their speeches are littered with phrases such as “Wharreva”, “So cute”, “Do I look fat?”,”I’m done with..” and “Oh my gosh” depending on the mood.
Despite the slay queen’s penchant for accents, she has very poor grammar. A slay queen doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re, I’m and Am, as well as many other English connotations. She never will. And she will be offended if you point that out.