There was no other better time to be a Kenyan as now
If I was told to choose three countries to be born in, I would choose Kenya as the first option, Kenya as option two and finally Kenya as my last option. Why?
Every time the president talks, It is about ‘mbiig four’ and what have we achieved in the big four?
But let’s agree do you believe in the Big Four?
Where else can the president tell people to go and report corruption cases then a huge snake is found the place he said we go report? Anyway, who can report corruption a place where there’s a python?
And then, here’s what I have stumbled on. Kenyan politicians are perpetual liars. They can lie about anything an anywhere.
But in Kenya, everything is possible. If you’re doubting, just remember we build dams using towels. And daamn, we build the dams in air😜😜..hewani.
Not very long ago, the president said that everyone in the country would undergo a lifestyle audit. He even volunteered to have himself as the first person to be audited.
For us ‘wakenya wa bedsitter’ the audit could not last more than three seconds in our homes. ‘Ingelast two seconds kama ninii ya Otiiree Blown’
And then there’s this guy on facebook who throws the comment ‘Ruto will never be president’ even if you were discussing tomatoes and potatoes.
While still on facebook, we come across this government leader launching a construction project. Although most of us here have never attended a masonry school, we can tell 1000 ways of not building a house and this is just one of those ways. Honestly, what is this being built here?. Anyway, this is Kenya where we build dams on air.
The next time you tell me we leave Kenya and I tell you I’m not boarding, just know why.