Emmanuel Macron will go down in history as the first French President to visit Kenya since 1963. And his host Uhuru Kenyatta will be remembered as the man who welcomed him with open arms.
But, it seems Uhuru was so excited by Macron’s visit, that he addressed him in French.
We know our President always has a hard time speaking Swahili, so just how did he learn French?
pic.twitter.com/EuMtZiJcaA— Gabriel 🇰🇪 (@Makbrie) March 13, 2019
So Kenyans have had a long time trying to understand what Uhuru was saying in French.
Oui. Monsieur le corruption is le kulaing ze legacy. et la France wanajua. Make corruption le Big ONE.— Bahati (@bpmasinde) March 13, 2019
So what language is this man speaking? is it Fweng (French+Kiswahili)
And someone here tried to introduce French world cup winners Ngolo Kante and Kylian Mbappe to the French President. How funny is that?
Kwang ki ko la mi na ungua bet de la mpappe…. Kwe kante… Kokoko koooo ne Giroud…. Mibhadii inywaa 😂 😂— Abed Stewarts.KE🇰🇪🇱🇷🇺🇬 (@patriots_254KE) March 13, 2019
Let us just the man above has lost so much money on betting because he started with Ungua bet.
But again, non of these Kenyans politicians should be trusted especially when they try speaking a different language. Kuna venye wanaezakua wanatuibia.
Someone actually thinks the President was asking for a loan. Unajua hakuna mahali Uhuru ashaienda akakosa kurudi na deni. Lakini itabidi alipe mwenyewe.
Hii Loan unaomba France utalipa mwenyewe. Ata ugeuze lugha, tunajua ni loan unaomba…— Keyser Söze (@KwaMacho) March 13, 2019
Of course a story can never end without mentioning the name William Ruto. Was the President saying that Ruto will never be President?
Ama Uhuru ametorokea France juu ya hii ufisadi yote? We know very well that our President is not the bravest of men?
Have you become a combination principal with the French President? Wapi uzalendo hapa? Ama umehama juu ya ufisadi Kenya?— Olelo (@Olelo4) March 13, 2019
And one man decided to remind us that Luo is an internationally recognized software, so it should be above the French language.
But tunaezakua tunapiga kelele hivi kumbe tumeuzwa France? Ama namna gani my frien?
But someone was quick to remind Kenyans that Uhuru does not speak French, so someone was hired to do the Tweet. But how much did he pocket?
Utaskia the person hired to write this tweet in French pocketed 1m— Don Pablo 🇰🇪™️ (@KulunduEnock) March 13, 2019
And what is it with this Ruto will never be President nonsense? Someone still brought that nonsense here:
But shouldn’t we be thanking France for the French kisses and French fries?
For some of us, we hope the tweet will not cost us 21 billion shillings. Unajua tumechoka na hii madeni.
Someone actually predicted that Raila Odinga will soon speak in German, because this is part of the big 4 agenda.
Anyway, I think this was the best reply:
Hope anatuletea mizinga tutoe lock wote kenya— Young_mantle._ (@MantleYoung) March 13, 2019