Hey, wait a minute! Before the resurrection story fades into oblivion, I must do a recap of some of the most funny memes that have been generated in the blogosphere in retrospect of the conjecture thrown at modern day churches.
Although going to church is largely a serious affair, there are a few peculiar “church behaviors” that one can find amusing.
Have you ever taken the time to obsereve the shoe that you pastor is wearing? Normally pastors shoes come in all sizes, shapes and colours, but most importantly, the more wierder it looks, the more fiery the preaching will be!
1.This here, is a comparison of the different shoes worn by different members of the church. Find yours! haha…
2. Have you ever been in church and the announcer says, ‘…and this month we are dedicating ourselves in buying the pastor a car!’ I know we all arrive with different means in church but, abeg ooh choose your means of arrival to church in the box below.
3. Is it true that the pastor’s wife always has that fiery pair of shoes that make you look down at your own feet and wonder, ‘…is that where all prayers go to?’
4. We all know those church members who say one thing but in the real sense mean another. My favorite are those who stumble out of the pews claiming that they have a testimony, but y’all sure that’s not what they gon’ deliver.
5. I beg you all to never ever to forget pastor Lethebo Rabalago a.k.a pastor Doom, who sprayed the faces of his congregants with the popular insecticide known as ‘Doom’ to drive away evil spirits from them. South Africa for sure will never disappoint in this realm. Are going to see more from there?
6.Let me still hang on in Southern Africa for a little while, because in Malawi there is one pastor worth to mention by the name of prophet Bushiri. ‘Tweeps’ love him, because he has the ability of blessing the meme world with a tone of content both from him and his followers
7. We all have those moments when we accompany our parents to church. I dont know how it comes to happen, but why do they seem to enjoy every moment when a surmon seems to hit them hard, escpecially when the preacher mentions about impudent children?
8. Have you ever accompanied your friend, girlfriend, boyfriend to their church and stuck out like a sore thumb because you are new there? The most awkward thing is that the preacher in church asks all the new visitors in the church to stand up, so that they can all welcome you. They sing a song for you and you are there standing with a blank face and a serious plastic smile!
9. We must all agree that it is within the church confines that we all don’t reveal our true colours. Even the most hardcore of team mafisi will try desperately to conceal their worst behaviour in church, and end up hugging girls like this!
10. Ahem!
Having said that team mafisi can be in their best behaviour in number nine above, I didn’t say that I was gonna sanitize their name altogether. Old habits die hard, and what would you expect when some of them have infiltrated the ushering team, and suddenly they are behind a congregant who has been blown away by the fire during the miracle session in church?
I know you have observed the queer observations in churches all over and I might have omitted some of the most hilarious memes generated over the net. If I have omitted any, drop me a comment, and if you have enjoyed this, drop me a comment and share this with anyone on the internet too.
But before I sign out, I will leave this one here, just so you can crack your ribs once more:
