A legislator who ducked into a city hotel to devour a juicy, well-marinated chick was left scratching his wrinkled nuts when his umkhonto we sizwe (spear of the nation) refused to pierce flesh.
The city college student has been telling friends the politician is an empty debe who roars like a lion on TV, but can’t even meow like a cat in bed.
“If you see him yapping on TV, you would think he is a great man, but yeye ni mtu bure kabisa,” she told a friend who leaked the information to PowerPlay.
No amount of coercion could raise the man’s thing from the dead, she scoffed.
At least the mhesh is not popping blue pills like njugu karanga!