Valentine’s Day, better known by the Fisi Society of Kenya as Single’s Awareness Day, is the day of the mass flood.
What do we mean by that? Well, today is the day that you’ll be able to easily prey on the single dames who are yet to see a flower on Valentine’s Day, but have a point to prove to their girlfriends.
Eric Omondi sums it up perfectly below
So you can bet your a$$ today that there will be plenty of single-ladies in the club looking for love.
We predict the success rate for getting laid tonight is 95%.
All you have to do is get off work early, dress good, smell great, and make sure you have some cha-ching in your pocket for that intro drink!
In fact, there are a myriad of parties going down tonight with a Valentine’s Day theme in mind. So show up, spit your A-game, and we’re confident that this Valentine’s Day, you won’t be spending it alone.
DISCLAIMER:
Nonetheless, beware of the sly crafty slayqueens out prowling for single men and looking to get a free drink. Heck, it’s easy to spot them.
They’ll probably be a large group of women, seated stark in the middle of the club for aesthetics.
Be advised that such damsels are only there thanks to the generosity of the club owner, who has purposely hired them to lure young unsuspecting men into the trap of splashing the cash on mzingas.
Your target will probably be a plain Jane seated at the bar, silently sipping her Long Island cocktail as she glances around apprehensively.
Once you spot her son, the floor is yours!