Ever heard of people who have sex with cars? Even better if you only heard and not witnessed it. If you ask me it is the most disturbing thing that can ever happen.
We have all heard of weird stories of people engaging in unusual sex activities I am even thinking that we are heading to a very dangerous situation.
Today I was taken back to the memory line when I came across a story of a man who admitted to have had sex with 450 tractors.
As the Suffolk Gazzette reports; Ralph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles “interfering” with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.
He was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.
When officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop. The photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.
In another incident that I witnessed a couple years back, my mother and I busted a man having sex with our car in the garage.
Worse that I had to see it with my mother and even more traumatizing to spot a stranger in the nude within our compound.
Coming from Kilifi County and having heard of witchcraft stories I felt like our day had come. Was the man trying to inject a curse in our family?
It was in the middle of the night and none of us was bold enough to walk outside the compound. My my was screaming that we are under attack and I was bursting out in laughter; with mixed emotions.
When our neighbors came to our cars rescue, the man had already given himself the pleasure he wanted leaving my mom and I traumatized.
How did he have sex with the car? Well the fuel tank hole in the car came in handy. I narrated this story to my friend and I was surprised that even exhaust pipes serve the same purpose too.
After the neighbors tried to find out why the man did that we were all shocked to hear that he had a mental disorder.
The man in the initial story was asked to seek psychological help after he made the confession.
Is this a psychological disorder or there could be some men who prefer sex with cars?
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— John Donoghue (@JohnDonoghue64) November 27, 2018