Here are the 3 of the funniest footballers of all time

Football has its fair share of serious characters, but there are some humorous men running around on the pitch every week.

In this day and age we have easy access to the players and can tell who is funny or not. They aren’t the only funny ones though, as are players in the past.

Here are the 3 of the funniest footballers of all time.

1.Peter Crouch


According to the Daily Mirror, Crouch’s response when asked a question saw him top a poll for funny moments in sports.

“When asked: ‘What would you be if you weren’t a footballer?’ the Spurs star answered: ‘A virgin!’


2.George Best

George Best was a witty character and gave football some pretty funny quotes during his career.

Below are a few examples :

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”

“I used to go missing a lot: Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.”

“If I’d been born ugly, you’d never have heard of Pele.”

3. Jose Luis Chilavert

Jose Luis Chilavert was never afraid to speak his mind and that allowed for some pretty funny quotes during his career
Below are a few examples :

“Right now good goalkeepers are going the same way as the dinosaurs. They’re an endangered species.”

“I’ve had a lot of fights on the pitch, but what did people expect? With the face I’ve got I have to play the bad guy. It’s a lot easier that way. Being the good guy just isn’t me.”

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