Johnte trying to date a church girl-humor.

As we speak, there is a certain guy who is trying all means possible to date a church girl, remember him in your prayers,,,that guy is going through almost the same as Job went through.

But mwanaume ni mwanaume…not giving up.

Let’s call that boy Johnte and the girl Shantell.

Johnte saw the girl during a crusade and so,,,he followed her hadi akaokoka. The reason Johnte got saved is not because of Jesus, but because of Shantel,,but who cares, there’s no judgment in salvation.

Johnte has tried all means, literally, but hakuna kitu inashow.

Johnte has read the Bible from Genesis saa hii ako Psalms..Praying and fasting, all combined lakini wapi?

Sometimes Johnte be like; aki Shantel,,mimi nakupenda kama Sarai wa Iburahemu.

And because Johnte is not so serious with church affairs..He often misquotes the Bible.

In church, there is this praise and worship leader who usually says ‘greet your neighbour and tell him or her; neighbour, you look awesome, and I love you’ So Johnte anakuwanga ametegea huyo praise and worship leader hivii, hivii.

But amid all trials, Johnte won’t give up..

During the praise and worship time, Johnte will clap his hands the hardest though he sings off-key, but very with confidence like the one possessed by David when he was taking down Goliath.

At times, he also misses the lyrics too. But who are we to care.

Johnte will not give up. By the time Shantel will agree to go out for a a date with Johnte,,,

But one fine saturday, Johnte wakes up, goes to Facebook and sees Shantel wearing a matching Kitenge with the Pastors son. But why? why? Kwanini? Why do this to boyshaod. Johnte don’t worry, ipo siku.

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