I’m the One in Charge: Major General Badi Tells Off Sonko, Tension as Kenyans in Isolation Refuse to Pay for Hotel Services & UK PM Boris Johnson Moved to ICU With COVID-19

Good morning, On the day all leading newspapers in Kenya were calling for a lockdown, President…

Stubborn Nun Defies Quarantine Order After Contact With Positive Priest, You Have 2 Days to Obtain Face Masks & The Sorry Story of Kenyan Doctors Fighting COVID-19

Good morning, Brenda Ivy Cherotich and her friend Brian were supposed to be stories of hope.…

Pastor Ng’ang’a Claims He Can Cure COVID-19, How Cops Are Helping Matatu Operators Flout COVID-19 Rules & Ex-Congo President Dies of Coronavirus 

Good morning, Staying at home can make you even forget the calendar. Today is the last…

South African Woman Escapes From JKIA Without Quarantining, Can Chloroquine Cure COVID-19? & Will the Stay at Home Directive Lead to a Baby Boom?

Good morning, Unfortunately, there is nothing good we can say about this morning. It is a…

Priest Arrested for Defying Govt Order; Catholic Father, Deputy Governor Expose Hundreds to COVID-19 & County Employees to Take Paycuts Over COVID-19

550. This is the estimated number of people who came into contact with patients who have…

Hope as Malaria Drug Might Cure COVID-19, How Coronavirus Has Affected Ruto’s Campaign Plans & Coronavirus Changes Kenyan Lives

Good morning, Day five of working from home and it has come to our notice that…

Man Quarantined in Kericho With Suspected Coronavirus, Chinese Billionaire Donates Coronavirus Products to Kenya & Why we Had to Beat Up Woman in Viral Video –  Restaurant Owner

Good morning, Day two of almost total lockdown in Kenya, how you handling it? Safaricom announced…

Your Insurance Does Not Cover Coronavirus, Sonko Ordered to Collect Garbage in 48 Hours & PM Post to Remain in New BBI Report

The deadly Coronavirus might be dominating world headlines but that is not a very big concern…

Tuju: I Don’t Remember Anything, I Found Myself in UK, CUEA Plans Home Classes Over Coronavirus & Detectives to Grill Ruto Staff 

Good morning, National Assembly Minority leader John Mbadi has been trending for all the wrong reasons…

Uasin Gishu Leaders Outlaw BBI Rallies, Tuju’s Woes Escalate & Embu Bans MCAs From Wearing Miniskirts

Good Morning, In the 2007 Post Election Violence, Rift Valley was the most affected region with…

Kenei’s Family to Hire Private Detective, How Census Results Will Influence 2022 Campaigns & DCI Summons Ole Kina

Good morning, The stubborn and irritating desert locusts might have just committed their first costly mistake…

Ruto Breaks Silence on Police Officer’s Mysterious Death, Dark Days Ahead for Sonko & Why Gideon is Not a Match for Ruto

We Thank God for Another Friday! February is flying despite the runaway tomato prices. The good…

Ruto Summons Staff Over Echesa Saga; American in Echesa Scam Worked With Nyeri County & Jubilee Governor Blocks Ruto From Touring County

Good morning, Imagine dying in a hospital? Ok, very many people die in hospitals but imagine…

Ruto’s Demand to DCI Kinoti; Was Echesa Pictured With Ruto’s Daughter in Fake Arms Deal? & NHIF Admits Cash Crisis

Hello there Man United fans! How are you walking to work today? Feeling like you own…

How Uhuru’s Phone Call Saved Tanga Tanga; Family Receives Cyrus Omondi’s Body & Should Ruto Be Worried Over Fake Tender Scam?

Good morning, We hope you are still in a relationship despite missing Valentine’s to attend the…

Ruto Dragged Into Echesa’s Woes, How Gideon Plans to Wrestle Ruto & Ruto to Attend BBI Rally

Good morning, We had predicted that this would be the shortest week of the year. However,…

How Moi Pushed Gideon to Politics; RIP Cyrus Omondi: From Humble Mechanic to MCA & Ruto Followers Excited After Moi Burial

Good morning, Baringo Senator Gideon Moi yesterday revealed that spending time with his father during the…

Multitudes Throng Moi’s Kabarak Home, How Moi Prepared for his Death & The Infighting in the Moi Family

Good morning, We hope you didn’t forget to wake up this morning because Moi will not…

Tension as Troubled Jubilee Calls Meeting, The Day Moi Braved Gunfire at Home & ACK Church Boycotts UK Forum Over Gay Bishops 

Good morning, Welcome to the shortest week of the year. We are still celebrating the life…

Elders Want Moi to Be Buried at Night, Ruto: Moi Locked Me Out of his Gate & Larry Madowo Rushed to Hospital

Good morning, Daniel Arap Moi, in his own wisdom, has decided to give us a public…

Is Lee Njiru Moi’s Son, Here’s the Truth; Ruto Sidelined in Moi Funeral Preparations & Were Kakamega Kids Sacrificed?

Good morning, Why do Africans and especially Kenyans love the dead so much? We tend to…

Uhuru Kicks Ruto Out of Mt Kenya, Ruto to Continue Launching Projects & Victor Wanyama in Trouble

Happy new month fam, Already three days into February and everyone is happy. Despite our muddy…

The 3 Women Who Caused Waititu’s Downfall; Why Ruto Needs a Plan B After Uhuru’s Betrayal; James Nyoro to Take Oath Today

Good morning, Have you ever sent someone fare, she told you she was coming. She even…

Why it’s Not Over for Waititu, Kenyan Hero Fighting Coronavirus in China & Tanga Tanga to Oppose Powerful PM

Good morning, Ferdinand Waititu has been sent packing despite denying that he is married to his…

Moses Kuria Breaks Silence on Uhuru’s Impeachment; Matiang’i New Strategy to Fight Al Shabaab & Tension at KNH Over Coronavirus

Good morning, The Coronavirus is finally here. Well, it has not been confirmed but the chances…

PS Kibicho Named in Ruto Murder Plot; Uhuru, Ruto in Secret 5-hr Meeting; Govt to Build Toilets Along Major Highways

Good morning, Do you guys remember Joseph ‘Jowie’ Irungu? Jowie has been in custody for more…

Raila: I’m Not Rich, Only Worth Ksh2B, Uhuru Allies to Keep Off Tanga Tanga Meeting, Why Uhuru Left Ruto in Church

Good morning, We also don’t understand how and why it is still January. It seems like…

ICC is Coming for Ruto; I’m Not Married to Uhuru; and KDF Ordered Camp to be Blown Up in El Adde

Good morning, Deputy President William Ruto has questioned the politicians claiming that he is disrespecting his…

DCI Kinoti Breathes Fire Over Ruto’s Corruption Case, KDF: American Soldiers Were Very Slow in Manda Attack & How Sakaja Saved Nairobi in Sonko’s Absence

Good morning, KDF soldiers allegedly hid in the grass leaving Americans exposed as Al Shabaab terrorists…

DCI Reopens Ruto’s Land Grabbing Case, Ruto’s Plot to Hijack Raila’s BBI Rallies & Witnesses Refuse to Testify Against Moses Kuria

Good morning, Politicians who attended the Kakamega BBI rally last weekend were each paid Ksh100,000 as…