These are just some shady ways Kenyan men hit on Kenyan women.
Kenyan men have some sense of entitlement that is demeaning, from the way they act. Kenyan women accept to be treated like trash and for some reason we allow ourselves to be shortchanged. A man is meant to chase you until he drops. This is because the amount of tolerating you will have to do later is a lot more than you think. Women sacrifice a lot for their families, so why sit back and let a man hit on you in these shady ways?
1. Acha niku buyie drinks ( let me buy you drinks)
What happened to having dinner first? A typical Kenyan man does not understand what it means to be wined and dined. They complain that Kenyan women don’t deserve that kind of treatment. They would rather get you drunk because most of them are drunkards anyways.
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2. Come to my house and I’ll cook
If you agree to this, you’re simply foolish and settling for a lot less than you think. Cooking for you is not such a big deal, how about he spends some money on you?
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3. I want you to have my babies
Do you look like a surrogate? This is not a compliment, by the way, he should want to wife you and deep down inside, you know you would rather be a wife than a baby mama.
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4. I’ll buy for you anything you want
The worst thing about this line is the fact that he actually can’t even buy a lollipop for you. He will insist that you should get a new phone, a new TV and he will pay for it but he will never be this generous, so why offer it in the first place?
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5. We go to Coast?
This is after two dates or even one and he already wants to take you to Coast. You know why? Because he wants to take you far away, somewhere he can sleep with you without any issues.
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6. Come for a sleepover I won’t do anything
This is the biggest lie, why go for a sleepover are you ten? Please don’t accept to put yourself in a compromising situation. If you don’t want someone trying to touch your ass and kissing you, sleep alone mama.
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Dear Kenyan men, not all women love alcohol, shisha and clubbing. We apologize on behalf of all the shady women who have lowered the standards. Some of us like to be wined and dined, we like art, music, good conversations and not grinding on your for a bottle of whiskey. From the classy Kenyan women.