Valentine’s day is around the corner! This year is actually very interesting because of the dates, Valentine’s will be on a Friday which means it will be a whole Valentine’s lovey weekend!
This is the time you are curious to know if your man has planned a vacation at the sky blue beaches at the Diani or a candlelit romantic dinner at an exquisite hotel which will be accompanied by a bouquet of wine red roses or maybe a proposal.
When approaching the 14th February, this is when Kenyan men start looking for excuses and you need to be smart about it.
Here are 7 common lies you expect to hear;
1.’Babe, Valentine’s day is an every-day thing.’
Once he tells you this, just know there is nothing he has planned for you. To make matters worse, if he tells you this and he has never done anything for you, this is the least you need to hear and deserve.
2. ‘Don’t worry love, I have something planned for us.’
There are some men that are talented in lies, they will tell you this like some weeks before Valentine’s day to keep you excited and calm that he will be doing something but when that day comes, there’s nothing. Open your eyes girl!
3. ‘I don’t even celebrate my birthday, Valentine’s ndo nitacelebrate?’
If you are dating a stingy man, my bad! Expect such a response.
But it does not hurt to try to celebrate Valentine’s with your woman? So do something special don’t come up with an excuse.
4. ‘ Tumeargue ata, so there is no Valentine’s day.’
This is actually the shadiest lie! Some men love starting unnecessary arguments and end up going missing in action because they know you will be all over asking about Valentine’s.
5. ‘ Imagine I have lost all my identification cards and atm cards’.
Well, this can be another trick. Some men cannot imagine spending their money on Valentine’s day. They are simply thinking about how they should be investing in businesses.
6. ‘I had planned to meet my parents.’
The rule is family comes first. So once your partner tells you this, you definitely will respect that.
But after a reality check, that was not the plan. It was an escape plan.
7. ‘ I will m-pesa you.’
When any Nairobi lady hears this, the level of excitement is on another level. Don’t fall for that!
You definitely want to spend Valentine’s with your man! Nobody wants to be alone.
