Radio Presenter Jalang’o
Radio Presenter cum comedian, Jalang’ o has never ceased to amaze fans with his wise words of encouragement.
This time round, in the spirit of No Nut November, the funnyman has warned Kenyan men from falling in love this month.
Speaking during his Radio Show (Milele Breakfast), Mzee Jalas said that falling in love this November is a huge trap for men.
According to him, men will not only open their hearts for their new lovers but also their wallets.
“Vijana, na kuambia kuwa hakuna huusiano ambayo iaanza November into December usifungue roho yako sai kwa hivyo ukifungua roho yako sai, wallet yako itafunguka pia, sai relax ata kama shetani inakuvuruta i need a girlfriend now…no no no relax don’t open your heart this November,” he said.
Jalang’o during his Milele breakfast show
Jalang’o, went on to tell Kenya boy child that, the ideal month to enter into a new relationship is from January because it’s the month of hardship, unlike this festive season where their hard earn cash will be milked dry.
“No relationship starts in November, Wait until February uko valentines day ikishaanza kushika because saizi utaingia kwa budget ambayo kuhuwa umepanga kwa sababu sai November imeanza kushika unajipanga kuenda ushago kutembelea wazazi,”he said.
“Ukiingia kwa relationship November,kumbuka relationship ikianza inaanza na moto na moto ya relationship itakupeleka Mombasa na si ushago, mabati ya mama yako inageuka beach , zawadi ya mama yako inageuka ticket ya SGR.”
No Nut November
No Nut November is worldwide an annual event that encourages men to go thirty days without ejaculating.
The aim of the challenge is to raise money for prostate cancer, so if you do fancy going public about your choice to quit masturbating, you can make your No Nut November do some good.
Watch Jala’s advice to Kenyan men