Hivyo ndo Kunaendanga! Nasty things you are likely to see in a Kenyan Cell

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Have you by any chance found yourself on the wrong side of the Kenyan law? Men, I know you are too familiar with this. You guys just get arrested for silly reasons like loitering in the streets and next thing you know, “Ebu gijana kucha hapa” with typical Kalenjin accent.

Their loitering would be claimed to show that they(men) are acting in a manner likely to suggest they want to procure prostitution. Upon staying in the cells, chances are you might be taken to court if you plead guilty, a fine between Sh2,000 and Sh3,000 or sentenced to a jail term of six months is what awaits you.

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Lawbreaker arrested, Image: Twitter

Lemme just paint it out how the cell experience is sometimes. Of course, you know they might ask you to undress. I will not get into that. So, once you are thrown inside the dark cell, you are likely to experience many things like a silly beating from the other cellmates, that make you loathe from being on the wrong side of the law for the rest of your life. And while in the cell, you are forced to sit together in such a manner that you cannot even stretch yourself forward or backwards. Sometimes even breathing becomes a task.

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So tweeps on Wednesday explained jut what happens in those dark-navy blued rooms. If you haven’t stepped in then this should be the time to count your blessings.

Apparently, it seems every time a man is in the Kenyan cells they are likely to find themselves with a few homosexuals, well, at least from a few confessions.

You don’t believe it?

 

That’s not all that happened to @collinsqama night at the cells. Upon waking up, his healing friend was compelled to the heinous act.

Some netizens agreed that a lot does happen in the cells and homosexuality is common among mates in a cell.

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