There is absolutely no shame in dating that older guy, booboo

Honestly, most girls are way ahead on this one in today’s generation.

And with a valid excuse as well. Kenyan ladies are tired of screwing with the wrong men aka play boys. Often than not we find that nowadays guys just like to take us on a joyride, and they are not ready to settle. And I can bet you these guys are our age mates or around the same age group.

But picture finding a man who knows exactly what he needs and wants and ironically you are both on the same page… I can guarantee you, that it’s older. In all honesty, it doesn’t matter how old we are talking about (unless it’s like grandpa old) as long as he makes you happy.

 

 

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Never considered dating an older man? Here’s why you should.

1. They have their act together

There will be no shady behaviour with an older. Ati ghosting? What is that? Mara not picking your calls? He doesn’t know what that is either. Older men know what they want and if they want you, then sis they will make it crystal clear

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2. They know where the clitoris is

Instead of hooking up with this young bucks who can’t find your clitoris if you put it in their hands, get a man who knows what he is doing. The older man has more experience and knows which buttons to push to get you hot and bothered. Instead of being groped and then made to walk a whole kilometre in the dark to get an uber, just get an older man already.

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3. They don’t have roommates

Ugh. These tu-boys want to have 6 guys living in a 2 bedroom house and we can tell you for free that the house will smell like death and Bama fish market rolled into one. Do yourself a favour and get an older guy who lives by HIMSELOF and has a mama fua who really deep cleans the house. We don’t want out here trying to keep from gagging because you went “to visit your man”

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4. They can hold a conversation

Mambo ya “hae plis thanks for the add ” or ” Tell me something nice” is not what we would call an exciting and stimulating conversation. We don’t want. Throw the whole man away. That is all you will get with these young kings. Sometimes you want a man who will tickle your brain before he can tickle you elsewhere (wink wink!)

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5. They know what a real date entails

If you are still interested in being dragged to a smoky local for nyama choma and a boti and calling that a date, we will leave you alone sis. Why are you taking your best wig to a dark smoky hall in the wall? Nope. An older man will take you to an actual restaurant with good lighting, wine and an ambience. He knows you like to stunt on insta and you like to dress up and he won’t want you choking on smoke.

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Now you know older men are the real plug. So let’s just agree to leave these young kings behind and get with the better option. Do you prefer older men or your age mates? Tell us in the comments below.

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