Comedian JalangΓ³ has landed on the wrong side of Kenyans after he mocked Kikuyu dowry payment. Listing items needed to marry a Kikuyu land, he felt the cost was too much.
Sharing the list, he captioned it; “My Kikuyu brothers and sisters is this True? I want to believe its a lie whats with too many goats and Njohi. Is this a business or is dowry? Am not boarding!! ..So where do young men whose parents can’t afford all this stuff go? You remain single?”
Kenyans stormed the comments section with mixed reactions. Here are some of them;
Daddy Owen: wacha nijifanye sijaona
Weezdom: Nikimnunua hivi alafu tukosane arudi kwao, narudishiwa doh yangu amaπ€
Owinskey: Hapo ndio unaskia mtu akisema alioa Geisha ππ
Mwangi Kenya: All those requirement must happen ,but they don’t amount to those figures I’m seeing there.
Lucas: you pay in bits, mara mingi kidogo kidogo
Gitari Stella: Lol I can’t believe y’all complaining about less than a million kenya shillings π©, kenyan men cheap afπ€£
Mweni Mercy: This is why women go and get abused in marriages because they are literary paid for…dowry is a sign of women objectification…
Teacher Muturi: Kuna hadi mbuzi ya kusindikiza mbuziπππ my Kikuyu peopleπππ
DK Iramba: πππthey are true but not that you pay all once…. You just pay in bits even your children will continue paying
Essy Karil: Plus these requirements for women are not necessarily a must. They came scaled down to bare necessities, again it depends on how greedy the family isπ
Juliet Kemunto: We huoni parents clothes ni 50000ππππ€£
Nimrodnick: π€£π€£π€£wacha ikae bwana…π€£π€£π€£no wonder my kikuyu brothers prefer muratina…hii ni hujuma
Littyelton: πππ, girls are sold in Kikuyu
Ikisham: If gate keys cost that much ..so how much will house keys cost??
D Ngash: Plus usisahau bado Budget za hizi RURACIO is on the guy .. the food , tents and all logistics π
Lovelet Dollar: Why are goats and Rams escorting each otherππππ€£π€£π€£π€£
Ngasho: Yes .. all those are the irreducible minimum π All must be paid in full.. the quantity may however differ from one family to the other ..but the list remains intact ..
Lizpointee: They save and prepare for it,kama hutaki then usioe kikuyu nikii wee,stop misleading the boy child . Oa kwenyu!
Lizshie: Thts why most kikuyu girls are still single! Thts crazy!! ..
Memes: ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππΌπππππ This is business community
Njoki Waigwa: When you can’t afford…. You pay for the items….but with lesser value….hiyo price ni ya kubatiza. Say mbuzi can be deemed to be 1,000 instead of 10,000.
Jeffr: Kwani parents cloths zinacoatiwa na goldππ
2mbili: Alafu huyo Bibi anapika food Una drown ndani ya supu unakufa… Hivo tu.
Kymo: Cant be further from the truth bruh
Emmy Gachago: ππyou can get this at a much lower price depending on the in law’s,you can also do the most important thing Kama kutoa mbuzi ya wasee then the rest ni pole Pole coz when you do that ,it’s a sure bet that hyo wife n wako forever n if she would go against shit something will befall her na pia if you don’t do this Kama uko na msichana ,ur daughter you won’t be able to take her bride price.If you do take the you give it direct to ur in law’s,Sasa parents want Bibi yakoo.If ukionja hata soda imeletwa na ur daughter’s hubby n u didn’t do this fr ur wifee,some instantly die ama unakua na wazimu.You don’t joke with this stuff.We call it culture.π₯π₯π₯π
Mtuuncessary: πππ hawa ndio huwa mnakosana anaita meeting ya village mzima before akubali kurudi home
Amberrose: πππits our kikuyu thing but they pay bit by bit,infact its normally like thtπ
Teercato: Yes …. you are given back your rurashio. One might find another spouse and he canβt take rurashio until the initial amount is given back.
Relapse: You’d Spend less than 50K pale kwa Attorney General and be happy with someone you LOVE
Mwaniki: Uchumi mbaya! Ni juu ya Uhuru