Ma……., I won’t mention her name in total respect to my ex 23, loved a certain sex move ever since I introduced it to her by surprise. She knows the baggage it carries, and she hated its cursed name but she couldn’t help but love what it dd to her, if it felt good, then who cared.
The act, I’m sorry to say, is the “shocker,” aka “two in the pink, one in the stink” the joke sex move beloved by edgy teenage boys in the late ’90s and 2000s. In the high school explaining the shocker to the uninitiated was an iconic moment in shedding childhood innocence for millennial males.
To speak for a generation of boys who were in primary school when the shocker was a thing, the idea of simultaneous anal and vaginal stimulation was inconceivable, and so was the issue of consent raised by a mythical sex act whose name implies surprise.
But it’s a different era now. We’re in the midst of the Booty-Eating Renaissance, the Age of Ass even basic bros like Tom Brady are eating it up. The stigma of anal play has largely faded in pop culture, and what’s more, butt stuff is universal. Everyone has an ass, and people of all genders will tell you it can feel shockingly great. What’s more, young men are more aware of the importance of enthusiastic consent and the nuances of sexual violence.
