All the problems associated with being a woman; only we can relate to them. No wonder men don’t seem to understand us, yet we understand ourselves perfectly fine. .
First we deal with growing up, then we deal with periods, then we deal with our vagina then the changes our bodies go through time to time then we deal with boobs.
1. Under-boob sweat
This is super annoying and uncomfortable right? right. Just about anyone with any size chest knows that “drip, drip” (not the song of course) of sweat toppling down the underside of their boobies, forming patches in their shirts. Just pray you’re not wearing white, yellow or grey when it happens.
2. Bra bra bra..staki kusikia
Bras are like underwear. You gotta buy the ones that look cute and at least match. But they can be such a pain sometimes. You buy a couple, one minute they fit perfectly and then the next, they’re either too small or too big. Come on bras. You need to work with us. Yes, they’re good for support, but could some Einstein please invent bras that are comfortable, supportive and cute?
3. Some people use them as an excuse to stare
THIS goes out to the men, who enjoy catcalling women since they have nothing better to do with their sorry lives. You’re in a vest or a fancy top and all this nigga saw is them twins. So he calls out to you just to stare at how your bra brings out your boobs. This is so lame and uncomfortable to us women.
4. Bra size doesn’t make any sense
B cup, D cup, C cup, E cup, F cup I mean, the person who invented bras, what were you thinking? I mean, what gives anyway? Can we just talk to you for a second? We just wanna talk. .that’s all
5. Button shirts are never quite button-able
I mean, come on boobs; you’re either too big or too small. It’s frustrating when you’ve spent your money on such a cute top and when you’re trying it on. . well, you know how the story goes. It either pops open or it can’t even button up. Damn you boobs!
6. The double standards for nipples
Like why do men get to expose theirs while we have to cover ours? Is this really fair?
7. The fact that they change size
Everything you bought for them becomes completely useless. .
8. They never look they way you’re told they’re supposed to
Round boobs, pointy boobs, sharp boobs, flat boobs, uneven. ..Like seriously?
Boobs boobs boobs. You’re a blessing, but at the same time a curse. When will we ever live in unison though? Can’t we just get along four yours and our sake? yours truly, all women.