What is married life like? Couples share their honest opinions

In case you're wondering what marriage is like, my husband and I just fought over the fact that he wouldn't tell me where he hid the candy I asked him to hide from me.

— Lindsey Silver (@EvenTheDogsABoy) February 23, 2018

My wife and I hit an important marriage milestone.

We had a fight entirely in fridge magnets. pic.twitter.com/sUvXbe2Fnn

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 4, 2015

Tell me how tired you are so I can upstage you and tell you how much more tired I am.

-marriage

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) September 2, 2017

My wife and I are texting while sitting next to each other so we can complain about an annoying guy near us in the waiting room. #MarriedLife

— William Morgan (@wmorgan3000) March 2, 2018

I'm secretly doing an investigation on how many decorative pillows I can put around the house till husband loses his shit.

Current count:23

— mindi77⚽️ (@deegeemindi) April 13, 2017

I'm never more nervous than when I insist we're out of something and my wife goes to look for it herself.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 27, 2017

ME: I bought you some new undershirts.
HIM: [genuinely] That's exciting.
NARRATOR: Marriage.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) February 4, 2016

[leaving for work]
*gives wife a quick kiss*
*spends 10 minutes saying bye to the dog*

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 18, 2017