Why it is impossible for one to eat at Kfc, take an Uber ride and still keep quiet

Let me tell you, there are things that are just hard for Kenyans to keep quiet about. You remember growing up in your childhood, there was that child in every family who was the chatterbox. The child used to update the neighbors what you cooked last night and how your father came home drunk and killed chicken. Now, that child grew up.

Eating at KFC, getting an Uber ride and going to Imax

There is a person in this Nairobi who if they eat chicken at KFC, take an Uber ride and go to Imax, all at the same day, the can’t manage to keep quiet. They must update us either on facebook, instagram or whatsapp status. Now imagine their phone going off before they update the achievements.

Iphone users

The Iphone users are others. First, is it that Iphones cannot fit in the pockets. Secondly, why do Iphone back covers always have a hole that reveals the half bitten apple? Tell me Kenyans, tell me.

Lets’s now get to the Iphone ringtone. So, does the Iphone has another ringtone apart from “Opening’ and ‘Marimba’ Below is an audio file of the ringtone, when it rings, most people know that it’s time for respect. An Iphone call is not answered like just any other call.

But Probably someone parted with a kidney to afford the phone.

Owning fridge

I had almost thought that owning a fridge in Nairobi comes with an extra dose of extrovert nature. When who own fridges, you will find them every day on social media ati; my fridge oooh, my fridge this my fridge that

Many people also buy fridges and they don’t know how to use them. See this

Being in a better neighborhood

When a guy gets to move say from Githurai 45 to Kahawa West,which upscale, you must know any time they are stuck in jam. And when they used to stay in Githurai 45, who ever thought that we had such people in Nairobi?

Also there are those people who pin their location anytime they are in Kileleshwa, no matter what they are doing there. Even if they are getting their shoes repaired.

If you are among these people, don’t just keep quiet about this story. Comment and share.

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