If you’ve never attended a sermon (pardon my French) led by ‘The Mightiest Prophet of the Lord’ then you certainly have an opportunity this Sunday.
Yep, you heard right.
Prophet Owuor will be in town this Sabbath Day.
And there’s a lot of buzz and excitement in the air. Both from the sycophants and skeptics alike!
As netizens on Twitter have coined it, they are prepping themselves for the Nairobi Word Explosion.
I do welcome all people, all tribes, all races, all regions and all nations to Nairobi central park for the #NairobiWordExplosion
Just carry your bible, note book and a pen. Entry is free. Invite your neighbours also. pic.twitter.com/CT3Dl6p6c9— Everlyne Chiteri (@EverlyneChiteri) March 21, 2019
But what do sermons by Prophet Owuor entail?
Have you ever wondered what this enigma communicates in his sermons that sway multitudes to staunchly follow the Word?
Well, let me break it down for you!
A History of Owuor’s Rise to Prophet Status
I’m no avid follower of Prophet Owuor, but from reports, he graduated from the University of Nairobi with a Bachelor of Science degree in 1988 after a stint at Makerere University.
In 1992, he proceeded to Israel’s Ben Gurion University of the Negev for his masters, later earning a PhD in Molecular Genetics from the University of Haifa in Israel.
So ‘legend’ has it that he left a lucrative career behind, and was chosen by THE LORD to spread his word to the multitudes.
And today, we have the prolific prophet that has become juicy news for many tabloids in the country..
He Lives An Elegant Lifestyle
To say that Prophet Owuor lives in the realm of elegance would be an understatement. The man lives a life akin to government officials and individuals in the upper echelon of society.
A fleet of cars precedes and proceeds him wherever he goes. You would think that a Governor was making a grand entrance somewhere whenever his entourage passes you.
Governor Sonko’s fleet of cars would be put to shame!
He Stands Out In A Crowd
Prophet Owuor is as conspicuous as a one thousand shilling note in the countryside.
His long beards notched into locks, white designer suits and robes that would put any priest to envy, articulation that would make any Harvard Literature professor sweat profusely;
Truly, Prophet Owuor turns heads whenever he makes an entry.
So on Sunday, be sure to be jaw-dropped as he breezes into Central Park.
His Followers are As Sycophantic as They Come
Now, don’t get me wrong for labeling them this way, but once you attend one or two sermons, you will get a sense of what I’m communicating.
For starters, where do we draw the line between genuine expression of spiritual possession and superb acting in tandem with Nollywood’s greatest actors?
Chai!
From inexplicable wails, unexpected fainting, ululations that would put any Luhya burial to shame, and over-the-top praises to the ‘Mightiest Prophet of The Lord.’
Indeed, it is borderline entertainment.
So if you are rather tired of the mundane church services at your local congregation, I implore you to make a visit.
Who knows? It might just serve as the ideal spiritual awakening you need!