Ladies and gentlemen We are in Mid March and the sun is still here – and we just have to make the most of it. As the country basks in heat of almost 36 degrees,Sadly, the heat rising has also seen the rise of very unfortunate fashion trends here.
You’ll agree that we’ve seen terrible trends already, including a young girl swearing a cut-out Cropped tops with hot pants.No-one needs to see what you had for breakfast,Unless you have a hot body for that
A light maxi dress will keep you just as cool, and looks great.
As a woman, going topless can get you arrested in this country. As a man, as soon as it hits 30degrees, whipping your shirt off seems to be practically mandatory..Oh well not in all counties,and even in Mombasa,do it at the beach.
Ordinarily, we wouldn’t complain about this seasonal surge in topless lads. Given that the perpetrators frequently look better with their clothes on however, we’re going to have to contradict Coco Chanel on this one – sometimes less is not more. It’s hot, but it’s not that hot.
Sandals and socks-The classic. No matter how much we warn against it, they always sneak their way onto some strolling, oblivious middle-aged man come June.
Listen guys, we know Crocs are comfortable and yes, the ventilation is next to none. These rubbery clogs always come with a rail of excuses, but unless you’re under 8 and by a pool, there are no free passes. See also: jelly shoes.
Kenyans, Should never been seen anywhere outside of the tennis court, or 1996. ..Please.
Guys,Mesh vest in any shape or form is a NO,NO!