SAVAGE! How I Plan to surprise my cheating ex this Valentine’s

Image result for Valentine's in Nairobi

It is February, that month when you will know if you’re in a relationship or have been dating yourself. 14th February is the day set aside for lovers. I don’t really know the genesis of Valentine’s but I am sure we always misuse this day.

Anyway, what will you be doing on Valentines? Will you take your bae out ama ata huna pesa? Ama huna bae? I know there are those miserable guys who are broke and single at the same time! That is so scary!

I am planning to surprise my ex gal on Thursday. This is one woman who wasted my five years of youth. After I had introduced her to everyone inĀ  my family including my ancestors, she decided to cheat on me with a very close person, my uncle.

Image result for dating in kenya

Now my aunt is single and every time I meet her, she looks at me with those eyes that say, you brought the devil into our lives. I have also been having several troubles in my life recently. It is like my ancestors are punishing me for bringing a hoe into the family.

I started chatting with this girl last week and she has been so good. I know it is because we are in February na hana mpango. My uncle is broke after a grueling divorce that saw him loss everything.

So this ex of mine has been calling me dear recently. I even asked her on a date on Valentine’s and she couldn’t say no. Little does she know what am planning to do her.

Image result for dating in kenya

On Thursday, I will show up with my current bae at the date. I will then pretend that it was supposed to be a double date and she was supposed to come with her boyfriend. Knowing that she is single and recently lost her job, that will be very painful.

I plan to drink a lot of alcohol on the date and start telling bae how someone eloped with my uncle and then came back stupidly. Alafu pia nimebuy ring. That is the perfect time to propose to the lady of my dreams.

I know it will be painful but I plan to repent after that!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *