As the world celebrated Valentine’s Day, on Thursday, men decided to take it an extra mile by organizing an fictitous Men’s Conference as an excuse of not taking their lovers out on a date.
Astonishingly, many thought that it was a real thing with the Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko offering the services of his Sonko Rescue Team Unit to help men evade the pressure of Valentine’s Day by attending the conference.
Apparently below is ODM leader Raila Odinga arriving for the conference.
The ‘conference’ was supposed to start on Valentine’s Day eve and end on Saturday.
Here are the memes and tweets that killed it.
While referring to a photo of a guy holding flowers, @real_slymo tweeted, “This one sold us out comrades thru a Teddy Bear …. The Judas Escariot The enermy of Progress..”
#MensConference #MenConference2019 #MensConference19
This one sold us out comrades thru a Teddy Bear …. The Judas Escariot
The enermy of Progress.. pic.twitter.com/VYMUWZzPUm— Sly Mo (@real_slymo) February 15, 2019
City lawyer, Nelson Havi, was apparently one of the speakers at the conference. “My speech at #MenConference2019 went wrong. We are back after being unceremoniously kicked out,” his tweet reads.
My speech at #MenConference2019 went wrong. We are back after being unceremoniously kicked out. pic.twitter.com/eFQgcF84eX
— Nelson Havi (@NelsonHavi) February 15, 2019
@Patmdluli gives the day’s agenda “Today at Men’s Conference we will be dealing with the issue of Rape. The aim is to make sure that men stop raping our Sisters and Mothers. We want every men here to pledge that “No! means No!” and a men who rapes is weak and don’t deserve being one of us”
@patriots_254KE tweeted, “Happening Now : Police kicking out men at #MenConference2019 after they refused to return home.. Because at men’s conference there was plenty of alcohol, weed.. Betting analysis and playing PC(Fifa)…most of them don’t want to leave the conference #MenConference2019 ”
Happening Now : Police kicking out men at #MenConference2019 after they refused to return home.. Because at men's conference there was plenty of alcohol, weed.. Betting analysis and playing PC(Fifa)…most of them don't want to leave the conference #MenConference2019 pic.twitter.com/GZgJj4ny1I
— Wanyama A. S 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇱🇷 (@AS_Wanyama) February 15, 2019
https://twitter.com/Mbagifrancis1/status/1096346811508379648
Unfortunately brother Rendani from Venda could not make it to the conference. #MenConference2019 pic.twitter.com/RGJInjDwdF
— KGOSI CHRIS MARTIENS (@ChrisMartiens) February 14, 2019
We were busy with something serious at the #MenConference2019 and this guy had to say he is a Forex Trader!!!🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/9Q5Y4EWgFF
— ~AgentOfChaos~TheJoker~ (@WixxyF) February 14, 2019
https://twitter.com/SollySmthombeni/status/1096120779945754624
I hope he made it to the #MenConference2019 pic.twitter.com/YFunhEjh95
— Musa🇿🇦 (@ELMthandazo) February 14, 2019
One of the Men’s Conference attendees just realised he left his phone unlocked at home 👻#MenConference2019 pic.twitter.com/nEeCu4AFd8
— Xeki (@XekiGP) February 14, 2019
Others sort to disassociate them from the imaginary conference.
@Mkamwendia says, “I want to disassociate myself with the ongoing #MenConference2019 . The conference is made up of lazy deadbeats, MIA dads, and f&@k boys who can’t treat their women right. Washenzi sana!”
and @tuwei_felix concurs, “I wish to disassociate myself with the ongoing #MenConference2019 ,The intention was not clearly stated. am back to work after a lovely Valentine’s with my sweetheart. Let the Lazy men continue with their Laziness”
I wish to disassociate myself with the ongoing #MenConference2019 ,The intention was not clearly stated. am back to work after a lovely Valentine's with my sweetheart. Let the Lazy men continue with their Laziness
— Tuwei Felix (@tuwei_felix) February 15, 2019