If he does any of these things to you, sorry sis but you’re the side b*tch!

Dating has always been a game that comes with its challenges. It’s filled with miscommunication, heartbreak and breakup playlists running on repeat. But being a side chick is the ultimate relationship diss.

There are, however, sure indications that you may not be the only girl they’re sending eggplant emojis to though, hunty. When they’re coming off as sweet, but don’t actually put in quality time with you, you best believe you’re their side piece — maybe even one of many. Here are all the signs that you could probably be someone’s side bitch.

He probably doesn’t care about your emotions .You’re a side piece, so they’re not interested in getting into anything deeper than your ‘gina. Your relationship isn’t a relationship when they can’t find a shred of empathy for you, hun.

If they suddenly say they can’t talk in the middle of your phone call, your suspicions may be right. The slight bit of secrecy is a huge red flag of your side piece business. Speaking over the phone is usually done in hushed, low tones or they all of a sudden dash off of the phone mid-convo. Guuurrl, you betta recognize!

When you get ditched for the other woman who you don’t know about, they’ll be sure to make it up to you with some sort of present. You should also note that the more expensive the gift, the more they want you to stop questioning their true whereabouts.

Most of the time for the occassional hanky panky, he will either take you to a local motel or his friend’s place. You probably have never seen the inside of his house. If you’re lucky enough, he has a man cave somewhere where you’ll be duped is his house.

Though be warned honey, if the clock strikes 3 AM and you’re still being pushed out of bed to go back home, you most definitely are his, her or their side bitch. Sure, they might make the offer to drive you home at such a late, sketchy hour, but the fact remains that you are not allowed slumber parties…ever!

Holding hands, kissing and even a hug is foreign to you when you’re someone’s side bitch. If you initiate public displays of affection, you can bet your ass they’re going to pull away and distance themselves from you even more. Sorry, girl.

That saying ‘pics or it didn’t happen’ is one that all fuckboys and fuckgirls use to their advantage when accused of cheating on the main person. They’ll use a lot of plausible deniability, saying they don’t like getting their picture taken, say they’re ugly and anything else that will get you stop trying to hit the shutter from going off.

Places that aren’t high profile for him is where you’ll spend ‘dates’ on a night out. God knows how far from home they’ll travel to make sure no one spots you two together. o avoid any sighting, you’ll be asked to hang out at either their place or your place (but mostly at your place).

It’s where you two can completely be alone and one with each other while the main squeeze is somewhere being just as oblivious as you are to the ordeal. So, if you two live in Nairobi and they’re driving you all the way out to Vasha, it’s not a romantic getaway boo, you issa side b*tch.

Jesus didn’t die on the cross for you to be a side chick or someone’s “Netflix and chill.”

Completely forget about meeting the family and friends sis, which is one of the biggest steps when moving the needle of the relationship. If you are sitting nice, pretty and way the heck away from anyone blood-related, you’ll be lucky if you meet they’re cat to be 100 percent real with you.

Making plans with people is already hard enough work, but when you’re unknowingly the side bitch, you’ll be taking rain checks left and right. If the quality time to cancellation ratio is off, it’s crystal clear you’re sitting on the sidelines of their lovelife.

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