If there is no battle you can’t win, then it is a war against Kenyans on Twitter (KoT). This army will hunt you down. They will teach you a lesson you will never forget. In fact, some people believe that our country could be very safe if the KoT army was allowed to man our borders.
I don’t remember the last time that this battalion lost a battle they decided to engage in. Ask Nigerians, South Africans or even our neighbors Uganda. They will tell you to never joke with this group.
The New York Times, is still feeling the wrath of this group of loyal Kenyans. On Tuesday, at the height of the Riverside Terror Attack, the American Newspaper published pictures of dead people at the hotel.
Kenyans were not happy. And they led the newspaper know that they were not happy. In fact there was a lot of uproar that Twitter had to suspend the newspaper’s official picture’s page. That was historic win.
New York Times have said that they had to publish the pictures to show the world the gravity of the situation. Little did the newspaper know that it was putting itself under the a very difficult position. Kenyans were patiently waiting to pounce.
It didn’t take long. On Thursday, four American soldiers were killed by terrorists in Syria. The same paper published the story but there were no pictures on the dead soldiers.
Kenyans had a field day trolling one of the world’s famous brands:
@kimidefreytas me i personally feel like i am not understanding this story. Not getting the real story and the gravity of this situation. This, obviously, will be solved by yall showing us their dead bodies. Did they not read the guidelines?
— mami long legs (@Nyokaffiii) January 17, 2019
Pictures of the dead bodies or it didn’t happen ??♀️
— Love parade organiser (@MissNdong) January 17, 2019
TBH I can't seem to grasp the gravity of this situation without pictures of dead bodies. Please help and visually clarify this story pic.twitter.com/vC3yWDkrDj
— I AM MY CHAMPION 🇰🇪 (@Jeri_Furahah) January 17, 2019
Where are the pictures of the bodies of the four Americans. I need to see them for me to get the clear picture of terror pic.twitter.com/w432VCmdrE
— Lorian (@vee_wandera) January 18, 2019
It’s really hard to catch the gist of this without pictures of the deceased.
— ReAl aFrIcAn ?? (@shiku_nyambura) January 17, 2019
Now that is a real war there and there is only one winner. We just hope the New York Times have learned their lesson. Nobody messes with Kenya.