There was drama on Thursday at the Makadara law courts when the daughter of an IEBC official told a magistrate that her mother dragged her to court “for dating a short Kikuyu man with a small kanyamu“. Kanyamu is the Kikuyu word for short penis.
Cynthia Cherop, who is charged with stealing from her mother Milka Sitati, said this as she wailed, to the astonishment of the packed courtroom.
She told chief magistrate Francis Andayi that Sitati, a procurement officer at the polls agency, did not like her boyfriend.
“My mother threatened to teach me a lesson for dating my boyfriend,” the Moi University student said. “She even promised to get another man to satisfy me.”
Cherop was charged alongside her boyfriend Josphat Nganga. The student pleaded guilty to charges of stealing Sh30,000 and two ATM cards from her mother on June 4.
Cherop made the allegations against her mother during mitigation. Andayi summoned Sitati to shed more light on the issues before her child is sentenced.
Nganga faced the additional charge of causing disturbance at Anniversary Towers where he allegedly went to protest Sitati’s warnings to her daughter. He denied the charges claiming he had been threatened and was directed to record a statement at Capitol Hill police station.
The question on everyone who was in the courtroom was how the mother came to know about the size of her son-in-law’s member? Could it be that they were niniing?
Men with small manhoods have to deal with criticism, reticule and low self esteem when it comes to their relationship life. But does size really matter?
Many men have at one point or another worried that their penis was smaller; one study found that almost half (45 per cent) of their male participants had this concern. However, study after study has shown that majority of these men actually do not have a small penis so let us talk some facts and figures.
In addition, majority of women are actually satisfied with their partner’s penis size. One study put this number at 85 per cent. The average penis length ranges from 3.5 – 5.1 inches or 8.9 – 12.9 centimeters. As you look at these figures, I wonder if Nganga’s penis is that small?
Gels, as plain and transparent as the gel in a shop next door, are being peddled around to desperate consumers who urgently need size. They all want ‘heavy artillery’.
Men of all colours and creed are secretly roaming alleyways in search of backstreet herbal concoctions that promise instant ‘filling up’.
While no study in Kenya has ever measured sexual satisfaction against penis size, studies elsewhere in the world suggest that not all women think size is important.
A 2016 survey conducted by British online medical website Dr.Ed asked 1,148 males and 973 females (all aged between 18 and 75) about their sexual health and happiness.
Slightly more than two thirds (67.4 per cent) of the women interviewed felt that size was somewhat important. Only 11.2 per cent said it was very important.
Over a fifth of the women said penis size was not important- at all.
Yet, to some men, size (whether their female partner cares about it or not) continues to matter.