The Bible is surprisingly full of some level of profanity and perversion. There are many references to weird sexual encounters that would leave you feeling a bit horny or confused.
For starters, the Bible has a lot of mentions of the word ‘whore’ that can confuse many children and is quite tasking for parents to explain its meaning when asked.
Check out other strange passages below:
Attempted Angel rape
Lot is one controversial figure in the bible. Many people only know him because his wife turned into a pillar of salt but there’s more to him. God had sent angels to Sodom to check on the immorality in the city and they stayed at Lot’s place after he insisted. When the men of the city got wind that there was ‘fresh meat’ in the city, they surrounded his house and demanded to ‘know’ the angels, carnally.
“Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us, that we may know them,” the men demanded.
It gets weirder as Lot offered his virgin daughters to them and the men declined. Eventually, the city was destroyed. (Genesis 19:5)
Incest date rape
Date rape in this day and age is a crime punishable by law. Turns out people have been drugging and raping people for centuries such as Lot’s daughters who ‘chemical war-fared’ him so he could impregnate them. They got him drunk and basically had their way with him.
“Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children — as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.” (Genesis 19:30)
“So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.” (Genesis 19:35)
Foreskins for dowry
In the Bible, King Saul wanted one of his daughters to marry David so that he could keep tabs on him as he believed he wanted to steal his throne. David was wary because he was poor and had nothing to offer the King for such an honour. The King then asked him to bring a hundred Philistine foreskins.
“Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies,’” (1 Samuel 18:20-30)
Imagery for penis’ and boobs
“When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister.
Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses.
Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.” (Ezekiel 23:18-21)
Weird passage;
“If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.” (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)
Use of vibrators for pleasure
“You also took the fine jewellery I gave you, the jewellery made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.” (Ezekiel 16:17)
King David was a Peeping Tom and adulterer.
David saw Bethsheba who was Uriah’s wife bathing and lusted over her. His lust led to a series of events including the death of Uriah as well as the baby the two sired. (2 Samuel 11:3)
Onan killed for his strong pullout game
A man named Onan who was ordered by God to sleep with his late brother’s wife so as to continue his name decided not to cum in her but instead withdraw, a move that led to his instant death.
“But Er, Judah’s firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD killed him. And Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother’s wife and marry her, and raise up an heir to your brother.” And Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so it came about that when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground, in order not to give offspring to his brother.And the thing which he did displeased the LORD; therefore He killed him also.” Genesis 38:3-10.