Kenyan’s Share Crazy Experience Encountered With Matatu Touts

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PHOTO COURTESY PSV Bus

There has been extreme disorder in Public transport Sector in Kenya which leads to many road accidents. People die while others become permanently disabled following reckless driving PSV drivers.

Despite the reckless driving and defying traffic rules, cases of abuse of passengers by both drivers, and conductors have been rampant in the country.

PHOTO COURTESY Rogue Matatu

To curb the menace on our roads, Matatu drivers are required to undergo a mental test. Only the mentally stable drivers will be allowed on roads.

Kenyans want Matatu conductors to take the mental tests alongside drivers citing hilarious experiences they had traveling in PSV matatus

Here are some of the reactions

Sherry AnnahΒ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Β even the conductors should undergo the same test… Juzi i told a conductor that sitaki kukaa nyuma, akashout “oyaa dere shuka tumepata dere mwingine”πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ˜£πŸ˜£πŸ˜£

Christine OwityΒ Kuna dere aliambia passenger atembeage na kiti ndio akalie kwenye anatakaΒ πŸ˜‚

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Kevin OdhierΒ That’s good, kuna mwingine aliambia askari ati ” hiyo rungu nono refu umebeba kwa mkono ndio mimi nimebeba kwa boxer uliza bibi yako ata kuambia”
Huyo polisi aliwachilia tu gari akilia.

Mburu Will Made-itΒ Yes even the conductors I heard one telling a lady who hesitated to board the matatu because it was full ati “Madam ungekuja na meli basi”

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Qate Cyrus GitauΒ We conductors ndio wanafaa Leo hii nimeambia mmoja wa lopha” acha nisiende nyuma ju nashuka tu apa next stage he shouted madam unatakaa kukaa kwa hewa ndio tukifika unaposhukia tutafungua tu dirishaπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆAki nilichelewa

Paul MAΒ Yes…juzi niliambia conda staki kukaa kiti ya nyuma juu iko karibu na tyre akanipea tools ning’oe tyre niweke place natakaπŸ™†πŸ™†

Wuod Caro Kod AgukoΒ Finally , kuna wengine huniuliza fare 3 times na mwingine ukimuuliza change anakuchanganya like “ulinipea pesa ngapi unadai change na saa hiyo ulimoea 100 place ya 30.”
Wengine pia unawauliza place vizuri then wankuingisha kwa gari yao only to tell you after some distance that umepanda gari wrong na hakupi change.
Test these people coz wanaeza kukung’ang’ania kwa stage before upande gari lakini ukitaka ushukishwe unashukishwa gari ikikimbia..

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Lewis MugambiΒ Makanga pia kwanza hao sana na cert ya good conduct some are thugs

Henna Mamake HuyoΒ Good kwanza wa Umoinner na Prime sacco

Nic AngwenyiΒ Good news. Some of the drivers on our roads seem to have a mental illness.

Douglas OmurwaΒ Please start with the touts…. They need to be locked in Mathari Mental Health Care.

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