Legendary lines men use when caught cheating

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It’s no news that male folks can be very cunning and crafty in their ways. No matter the situation laid before them, they will always find an excuse to get them out of the situation. They know what to say and do including times when they are caught cheating. Men would do anything even lie if that is what it takes to save their lives and relationships from crashing.

I wouldn’t know if it means they enjoy lying or cheating, but according to them, when the unavoidable happens, what has to be done must be done. Now, there are a lot of things men say when they cheat on their women, but below are a few hilarious reasons, sometimes very noticeable but they will give the excuse anyway:

1. I STILL LOVE YOU AND WANT TO BE WITH YOU (AFTER HE’S CAUGHT CHEATING)

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He says he loves you and wants to be with you; yet, he strayed and told someone else the same thing. He wasn’t having the affair because he didn’t love you anymore, he had it because he was disillusioned from reality.

2. IT’S THE WORK OF THE DEVIL

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This one ain’t new to any of us. Especially if you are born and bred in a Christian family, such an excuse is likely to come up. It’s the devil. Even when we do something that we are convinced is wrong, the devil is to blame. Maybe because he cannot be available for questioning? I don’t know! So how exactly is your cheating the devil’s fault? Did he by any chance pass you a girl’s number and asked you to dial it, together with the address?

3. SHE’S JUST A FRIEND

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You discover your man has been talking to (or hanging out with) someone new, who is a female. He hasn’t told you anything and so you take it upon yourself and casually ask him if you can go meet her. He quickly objects implying that she’s just a friend. iIn the real sense though she might be more than ‘just a friend’; probably a girlfriend or side chick.

4. RESPECT MY PRIVACY; DON’T TOUCH MY PHONE

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Okay, our mobile phones are private, that we agree, but if you have nothing to hide, you wouldn’t start giving rules on your phone. The only reason he doesn’t want you to touch his phone is for fear that you might either see text messages from other ladies  He may even have to implicate pictures of her on his phone.

5. ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?

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Most men use this phrase as a ploy to knock ladies down. Those men who cheat will start to think, that the mere fact that they are able to cheat, so is their lady. They will even start accusing their lady of cheating because they know they do it too.

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