Ask kina Brian, Kevin, John aka Brayo, Jonte, and Voke , (these names when mentioned in the presence of ladies make them quiver and their ovaries to tetema in shock and awe) they are not out for serious relationships in their 20’s nor early 30’s and they would just like a quick fix to their blue balls situation and they just want that and not this dating fiasco where they have to take somebody out for dinner or an ice-cream treat, that they leave it for Allan , Jeff and Jack.
So what happens when they get the right fix, a lady who is up to it, just the banging part and not the emotional attachment, the perfect friends of benefits with sexual benefits being in 100% full gear. You have never seen the deadly trio (Brayo,Voke and Jonte) let’s call them BVK. They would soon be cleaning up their man cave in preparation for the meetup.
If I let you in on a little secret is that, you cannot ‘hit it right’, the type you are hitting and her eyes turn white as if you are performing an exorcism with your manhood on her, making her legs shake like a generator and expect not to open the floodgates of her feelings from you thoroughly piping her insides. It will be like the series premiere to ‘You just made me want you more my friend’ and boo she starts wanting sleepovers, which is a No! rule in the friends with benefits arrangement.
She starts wanting sleepovers, lunch dates and masking it in the context of just chilling, but you being p*$% whipped which is actually a thing. How you to would make very cute model like babies straight from a commercial and how you have some qualities you hide like knowing how to cook and all and how your fingers are cute and all, do you still want me to go on Brian/Kevin …. I know you are reading this because you saw your name up there and you are here now.
As millennials call it F*#@ buddies may just be a trap to lure you in this sex estranged trap where you are enjoying this mind-blowing sex till you can’t think of anything but her cookie and you find yourself falling in agreement to anything she says and now her father knows you by your last name and she is pregnant with twins and the reality hits you on how did you get here?
