It is not Gay as a man to clean your behind properly

I want to ask you very critical question as a lady in a relationship, in this case, a new relationship, but before I do so, you need to come closer to your screen, really close and read keenly. How do you walk up to your new boyfriend and tell them he needs to wipe more? Probably tell them to wipe like their life depends on it and make sure they do it to a point if someone randomly walked up to them and told them they would give them a million shillings if their butt was clean, they would be coming home a million shillings richer.

How do you as a lady approach your new boyfriend, this sexy new man you found, walking around looking fresh but deep down you know his butt is dirty than a bin? Sure, some guys treat wiping like traffic: They don’t stop until they see red. It seems there’s a surprising number of men all around us who do the opposite  they refrain from thoroughly cleaning their butts, on the toilet or in the shower.

What exactly is happening? Maybe these guys think it “makes them gay” to do so. Maybe they’re just big hairy boys for whom truly thorough cleaning is impossible. Wiping is an imperfect and unsatisfying technique, even when we paper our butts to the point of injury. Or, as one guy tells me, he was simply never taught proper butthole-cleaning techniques.

A majority of men and girlfriends who show up in this subject say they never learned how to wipe properly in the first place. The sad truth is that nobody will show you how to do it and nobody ever will. Nobody has time for that, figure it out for yourself.