Kenyan men need help.
It’s like they actively work the same way when trying to get a woman interested in them. From shouting us down in discussion, to calling us names on social media…
Guys, gather round as we help you stop getting in your own way when it comes to women. These pick up lines have got to go!
1.Si unizalie?
What the hell is this supposed to mean? How is this even romantic? In what planet will a woman fall helplessly in love with you after you say this words? Jesus be a sedative. Listen fam, not every woman you meet wants kids and especially your kids. This is super creepy when it is said to someone you are casually dating. Bruh. Just no.
2.Niambie kitu poa
Sigh. Really? REALLY? You went into your arsenal of pick up lines and THIS is what you came up with? A conversation is a two way street bruh. Get creative. Ask questions about my interest, hobbies, my beliefs…What I ate for breakfast? This means that you expect women to serve as your entertainment and keep conversations going. That’s just sad.
3.Utanipikia lini?
WAUUUUU! When will you build this woman a house with your bare hands? I mean our grandpas did it so when are you building her a 5 bedroomed house with a pool bruh? This is such a major turn off. In this day and age of feminism and women refusing gender roles, why would you even say this? Lord preserve us!
4.Do you live alone?
Why dude? Do you want to pay my rent? This question is so exhausting though. Are you really going to base your entire interest on whether a woman lives alone or not? Let us tell you something this is very creepy and you should stop asking this question. That is all. As you were.
Gentlemen, do better. There are so many less creepy and more interesting ways to have conversation with that woman who has slayed you. Ladies, let us know other lines that have been used on you that made you roll your eyes in the comments below.