It’s not that hard to turn heads in the streets of Nairobi, you just have to look extremely good, extremely funny, scream for no good reason or you can just have a wardrobe malfunction, easy? right?
Women happen to have more wardrobe malfunctions than men, yet we are the ones spending more time looking at the mirror, how ironic.
Some wardrobe malfunctions are unintentional, others intentional, others are ignorance and other…. well, you can say it’s trying too hard until you fail.
Here are some of the things that are killing the fashion situation in Nairobi
1. Torn Stockings
This may be unintentional, you might just have walked passed a barbed wire fence and things got a bit touchy-feely, however, this is not an excuse you can always take it off it’s not stuck to your body.
You can easily find a new pair at street vendors in town.
2. Uncomfortable shoes
Women are happy even when they wear shoes that cause them discomfort as long as they look gorgeous. Having said that, there are some women out there who take this discomfort too far.
If your discomfort can be seen a mile off, then the shoe is clearly not worth it. There is nothing as disheartening as seeing a woman wobbling around in pain.
The whole point of wearing high heels is to appear elegant and graceful. You throw all this out the window if you wear heels that are the wrong fit and are uncomfortable no matter how gorgeous they look on your legs.
3. Panty-lines
Visible panty line is a situation when the outline of a person’s underwear is visible through the clothing. The underpants may be seen as a ridge or depression in the clothes, or as a result of the clothing material being sufficiently clingy or transparent.
You should know the right panty that goes with the outfit. If you cannot manage a thong, try the seamless underwear, no one will ever notice. Or if it’s that tough just go comando.
4.Chipped nail polish
No self-respecting girl should ever step out of the house with chipped nail polish! If your nail polish starts to peel or gets chipped remove it immediately!
The first thing a person notices about you is your nails. You cant always spot impeccably coiffed nails that are filed and buffed to precision. However, it is much better to leave them in their natural state than to have chipped nail polish.
5. Camel toes
A camel toe is when a woman’s pants are so tight that you can clearly see the lips of her vagina outlined in them. Camel toes are seriously disturbing. There is nothing as mortifying as directing everybody’s eyes straight to your lady parts.
You should do everything in your power to keep your privates, well, private. Always do a spot check if your pants are tight lest you find out that your camel toe is out and roaming rogue when you are already out of the house. A camel toe is very unflattering and will distract guys from noticing anything else about you.