The State House is the most heavily guarded property in Kenya. It is a simple of the sovereignty of the State and the residence of the President, currently being occupied by HE Uhuru Kenyatta, who is missing in action for almost two weeks now.
Now imagine having a little too much of alcohol, and your head tells you the best place to misbehave is around State House. Io ndiyo inaitwa Pombe Mbaya.
A man rammed into the State House fence on Friday night, while driving home. Even though the cause of the accident has not been established, some people have linked it too a little too much booze.
A drunkard rammed into the Statehouse fence last night. pic.twitter.com/MRaiVXeonD
— Duncan Makori 🇰🇪 (@EngnrDan) May 11, 2019
Of course the reactions to this post have been hilarious, with some people saying the drankard was just trying to check on his fellow drankard who resides at the premise but forgot the gate.
Walevi hujuana… 😂😂😂.Form ndo haikuivana
— Kennedy_KenyaN°•¤•°🇰🇪🇺 (@kennatooh_) May 11, 2019
Alafu kuna wale wanasema wanajua huyu ni nani. It could be someone was just trying to go home but also forgot the gates, Huyu ni msee anajua hii place vizuri, labda ata alilelewa huku. Sasa alijichocha ati gari yake inajua home, yaani home ni State House.
Are you sure it wasn't the owner ?
— Jusper Mogire (@mogire_jusper) May 11, 2019
Or maybe it wasn’t even a drankard but a frustrated Kenyan. Hii nchi watu wanajinyonga juu cost of living imeenda juu sana na serikali pia inaendelea kuiba bila huruma. This guy could be one of us, na sisi tunamuita mlevi.
THAT WAS NOT A DRUNKARD BUT A FRUSTRATED KENYAN. PLEASE!
— WorkLife 3.0 (@WorkLife_KE) May 11, 2019
President Uhuru Kenyatta has been MIA since coming back from China last week, after being denied the SGR billions. And maybe the man who knocked the fence was just trying to find his President. We don’t like it when we don’t know where the president is. Anaezakua amehapa kulipa hizi deni.
He was trying to #FindPresidentUhuru perhaps 😁
— Amakanji Thomas (@AmakanjiThomas) May 11, 2019
The tag #FindPresidentUhuru was trending at no.1 for the better part of Saturday, with Kenyans asking their leader to reveal himself. Asipojitokeza, we might see more such accidents in the coming days.