The future of the manhood

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Humankind has come a long way in the last few million years, crawling out of the primordial soup and slowly working our way toward agriculture, industry, lunar travel and even a fourth Toy Story movie.

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And sure, we seem determined to destroy ourselves and the world around us as our next big showstopper, but if we manage not to do that, we potentially have a long way to go.

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What, though, of all the stuff lurking or dangling between our legs? Where’s that heading? We know that, as we left apehood behind, we evolved smaller testicles but larger penises losing the spines from them in the process so one might sensibly assume that such a trend would carry on toward a foot-long future.

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We’ve reached a point, intellectually and culturally, where natural selection no longer directs us as a species. But penile progress and ballsack breakthroughs might still be awaiting us in a glorious, lengthy future.

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