Kenyan guys tend to be very nice when trying to get you to be next to them in their bed. Since it has been super cold I bet many ladies have been given these lines and it can be quite sickening.
1. I will sleep on the couch and you can sleep on the bed
If you have fallen for this one then I am deeply sorry. They always say they will sleep on the couch but what really happens is the opposite. You get to their house and the next thing they tell you to sleep together in the same bed but they will not do anything but then the next thing his hand is on your lap. Such a joke right?
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2. I promise I won’t try anything, you don’t trust me?
Nope, I do not trust you because for starters you’re a man. They use the “you don’t trust me” line to guilt trip you and the funniest thing is that you probably recently met.
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3. I need your warmth next to me
Please just get a heater I was not created to generate heat for you thank you very much.
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4. We can’t do Netflix and chill?
This is especially annoying when you just met a guy and you know he obviously wants to sleep with you. He doesn’t even want to pretend and take you for a date he invites you over for Netflix and chill, how ridiculous is this?
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5. Come home I’ll cook for you
Yeah, he’ll probably cook for you but he also wants you for dessert. So you get there you eat a meal or he orders for takeout while he promised to cook then he starts trying to kiss you. Isn’t this pathetic?
6. Let’s drink and chill in my house
So you can get drunk and then he can lead you to the bedroom. If you happen to go to a strangers house then please do not go overboard with the drinking lest you find yourself drunk and alone in his bed.
7. When will you cook for me?
Hire a chef, please. This kind of man either insists you cook for him either at his place or your place and then on top of it he will also try and sleep with you. You should only cook for the man you love not some random man who can’t even take you out for dinner. You are not his wife!
8. Come we cuddle.
Come we cuddle? There are teddy bears for cuddling and a woman is not one, obviously if a man asks you to go cuddle it just means he wants to have sex with you.
These sleepover lines are actually pathetic and if anything, men should be more creative. Pretend to care for a woman, take her out on a date, call her a bit more than usual and women please do not fall for the above lines.