When we were young many questions used to disturb our minds.
Some of the childhood thoughts are so crazy. Thanks to adulthood that makes us understand this planet better.
Kenyans have shared the funny thoughts they had while growing up and trying to understand the surrounding.
It all began when a Twitter user known by the name Royal Lady posted, “When i was small, I thought doctors don’t die. Anything you thought when you were small?”
Here are some hilarious child-hood thoughts shared online:
I thought Fathers give birth to male children while mothers give birth to female children.
— Viosam (@viosamie) May 9, 2019
When I was a kid I thought politicians and rich people don’t have normal phone numbers ☹️☹️
— David Nyule (@DavidNyule) May 9, 2019
I believed that all nairobians speak fluent English…kumbe kuna manugu pia…😂🤣😃
— SAMUEL MANGUE MUTUKU (@mutukusam08) May 9, 2019
That when an actor in a movie dies, they are truly dead. I cried when van dame was shot
— Kakamega_pundit🇰🇪 (@Kakamega_pundit) May 9, 2019
I thought njugu grows on trees
— Kakamega_pundit🇰🇪 (@Kakamega_pundit) May 9, 2019
I thought people with email addresses were rich. pic.twitter.com/RNQC0SHgdK
— Ta Tulz (@LobeseThulani) May 9, 2019
People who live in Nairobi have a lot of money 🤣🤣🤣
— Real Nick Lee (@NickLeeKenya) May 9, 2019
I thought adults don’t fart
— Apro (@apro_dawildcat) May 9, 2019
I thought all adults have money
— Kemboikibett (@Kemboikibett1) May 9, 2019
That goats grow to be come cows 😂😂
— Almost Doesn’t Count 🇰🇪 🇳🇬 (@oriengomathan) May 9, 2019
When I was small I thought every city or town has it own moon 🌝.
— IBRO😎 (@muhd_ibra) May 9, 2019
I used to eat alot of soil and when i swallowed orange seeds i always thought i oranges could grow in my stomach..it gave me sleepless nights
— Mong’ina❤ (@egesicha_) May 9, 2019
Thought the moon used to follow me and stopped only when I did.
— ember (@seenntia) May 9, 2019
beautiful girls didn’t fart pic.twitter.com/wCwNvZ3Rrw
— Arnold Sissoko (@shwazza7) May 9, 2019
I actually planted bread at age 3 I presume
— PATFORD™⚽⏺ (@PATFORD360_) May 9, 2019
I must go and look for that tree , it must be all grown now
I thought small cars grow to big buses.
— krisskcate (@krisskcate1) May 9, 2019
i thought when it rains is God urinating🤣🤣
— THOMAS (@MiregwaThomas) May 9, 2019
I thought lucozade boost was only for sick people!
— Mr Khalifah🍥 (@caliepher) May 9, 2019
I thought every gender had a penis. I remember the day I saw my big sister naked and got soo confused, then ran to ask my mother who cut off her penis😂😂😂. My mother still reminds me of this embarrassing moment.
— Misunderstood Lwando (@okmalumlouie) May 9, 2019
I always thought people with big bellies were always satisfied😄😃😃 pic.twitter.com/7ixsefQidR
— Ashiraph (@Iam_Ashiraf) May 9, 2019
I thought Jerusalem is in heaven, blame my Sunday school teacher oooo
— Bright Smith snr (@Brightsmithjnr1) May 10, 2019
I thought it rained worldwide whenever it was raining in my village pic.twitter.com/aw1QllKIQi
— Mecha (@bonfacemecha) May 9, 2019
What were your child-hood thoughts?