Let’s be real. all of us have had an FWB at some point… or atleast thought of one…. or maybe even more; hell, no judgements.
We are all too familiar with the term ‘FWB’. Different circumstances push us to this point. Your FWB may actually be a close buddy of yours and you suddenly develop some feelings for each other and think why the heck not! You’ll never know unless you try. Or maybe you just do it out of pity because he’s that guy who brings you food or wine whenever you ask for some.
Whatever it may be, there are some rules when it comes to this and let’s take a look at some boundaries he should not even dream of crossing.
1. No condoms, no sex. Period. Next time don’t ‘forget’ them.
2. Catching feelings out of the question and if you start please keep them to yourself.
3. Do not leave your stuff at my place unless you wan them thrown out.
4. There’s nothing like constantly asking where I am or who I am with. I ask those questions if I will be needing your services.
5. No leaving love bites on my neck, I’m not trying to let people know I’m having regular sex.
6. Sleepovers are not allowed… unless I feel like I might need some morning glory.
7. No pet names. ‘Hun’, ‘babe’, ‘love’ achia relationships. Refer to me by name.
8. Don’t ask to meet my friends. Please, it’s just sex then we’re back to our individual lives.
9. If you get clingy your a** will be dropped in a heartbeat.
10. No vagina blocking because I’m not trying to have a FWB for the rest of my life.
